My dad. Isn't actually this cool. Ask my dad fer help with bullies at wheel, this is when i get the next day. September 11, Friday. You should take off the scissors, then you can run with it, safely. dad funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #15 - MrRickAstley
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(01/03/2013) [-]
You should take off the scissors, then you can run with it, safely.
User avatar #16 to #15 - applebucker [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Very valid concern.
#24 - paintplayer
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Ban assault baseball bats   
-Limit to 10 nails maximum   
-No ergonomic grip tape handles   
-Cannot be black or have synthetic end caps   
-Poultry shears are prohibited from being affixed to the bat. Only craft scissors are acceptable
Ban assault baseball bats
-Limit to 10 nails maximum
-No ergonomic grip tape handles
-Cannot be black or have synthetic end caps
-Poultry shears are prohibited from being affixed to the bat. Only craft scissors are acceptable
User avatar #188 to #24 - Madblaster
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Or enemy takes it from you.
User avatar #33 to #24 - neozas
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(01/03/2013) [-]
>Cannot be black

Racist
#66 - thehawkeye
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#94 to #66 - anon id: a1e1291e
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(01/04/2013) [-]
repost
#76 to #66 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(01/04/2013) [-]
No bat for you
#35 - itrinx
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Your dad's face when.
#219 to #35 - nopenotme
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(01/04/2013) [-]
What about this guy? He's covered wars, y'know
User avatar #2 - rotz
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(01/03/2013) [-]
That´s one sick ass Dildo you got there OP..
User avatar #4 to #2 - applebucker [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#112 - whathappenslive
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(01/04/2013) [-]
< His dad.
#11 - qjmihuia
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User avatar #14 to #11 - applebucker [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Its so cute!
#42 to #11 - BigSammy
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#149 - thisisyourusername
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(01/04/2013) [-]
``When life, hands you razor blades,
you make a baseball bat...Covered in razor blades``

-The Drake
User avatar #162 to #149 - Vpirate
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(01/04/2013) [-]
that movie is so god damn awesome
User avatar #172 to #162 - shitshitshit
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(01/04/2013) [-]
its like TMNT, eho knew that a hobo with a shotgun would be such a good movie idea
#282 - anon id: 46a590d7
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(01/04/2013) [-]
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#292 to #282 - Schwarzenegger
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Don' be scurrd
#285 to #282 - cannibislover
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(01/04/2013) [-]
I'm from the future.   
I got you this video of your death.
I'm from the future.
I got you this video of your death.
#304 to #285 - rotinaj
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Is that his head?
User avatar #307 to #304 - cannibislover
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(01/04/2013) [-]
No, it's her purse.
#333 to #307 - rotinaj
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Cool, that would have been ******* hardcore otherwise. Like your name bro
#284 to #282 - snaresinger
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(01/04/2013) [-]
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#287 to #284 - anon id: 3903e5a1
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#295 to #287 - Schwarzenegger
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(01/04/2013) [-]
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#312 to #295 - dubstepforme
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Just made my ******* night
#329 to #295 - anon id: b6634407
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(01/04/2013) [-]
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PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MEXICAN CLONING AND TELEPORTATION.

YOU WANT PROOF THAT THEY CAN TELEPORT? My cat went missing today and I couldn't find him anywhere. I CHECKED ALL MY POCKETS AND HE WASN'T THERE
#296 to #295 - anon id: 3903e5a1
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(01/04/2013) [-]
You're a cotton headed ***** muggin.
#297 to #296 - Schwarzenegger
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User avatar #288 to #287 - palmtoyourface
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but you are anonymous so nobody gives a ****
User avatar #106 - kinglobster
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(01/04/2013) [-]
dont miss or you'll bleed out
#107 to #106 - savioranonymous
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Ha...I get it...
#109 to #106 - maskedhippo
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