WTF Dream. I want my dick back oc.. S be me, vagina owner S often wonders how it would feel like to have a dick S goes to sleep one night S in dream, is with a
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WTF Dream

I want my dick back
oc.

S be me, vagina owner
S often wonders how it would feel like to have a dick
S goes to sleep one night
S in dream, is with a girl friend
S suddenly she asks: "what is that thing attached to your crotch?"
S leeks down
S sees a dick growing
S jeans have a third leg fer dick
S wat
S friend says "can I touch it?"
S reasons are lest
S nods
S friend firmly grasps it, then bends it, ties it into a knot, unties it
S "why is it so soft?"
S leeks down, it' s longer now, reaching the knees
S "maybe because of the jeans"
S both try to roll it up, doesn' t work
S "you should go to a doctor"
S on my way, dick is now legs
S attempts to cross read
S tractor wt of ******* nowhere
S" OHOO (MOO GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY"
S runs
S tractor runs over the dick which is dragging on the ground
S "NEXT TIME PACK YOUR DICK INSIDE A TUBE OR SOMETHING"
S in immense pain
S finally is at hospital
S nurse sees me, yells "ANOTHER SHED COBRA", drags me into a room
S doctor examines my Itch ness minster
S "your Pelliper seems to be in a severe state"
S nurse agrees "we' ll have to cut it off"
S finally has my voice back, asks: "along with the jeans?"
S wakes up
S eh god what in the actual ****
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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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#1 - sixfivefour (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - goldenkeyblade (01/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I am ranked 94 overall in content   
you are ranked 16,943.   
   
however. by mating with me, your rank will improve.   
gif related.   
it's me and you doin the dance of life babygirl.   
and...of swag, i suppose.
I am ranked 94 overall in content
you are ranked 16,943.

however. by mating with me, your rank will improve.
gif related.
it's me and you doin the dance of life babygirl.
and...of swag, i suppose.
#5 - paintplayer (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Step 1: Be female
Step 2: Post content containing sexual themes
Step 3: Collect thumbs
#14 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
that's a sexual reference
User avatar #11 - happypancake (01/04/2013) [-]
This... This was beautiful.
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#6 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"> fkfkfjf"
stop that **** , bitch. And learn to post text instead of opening some word ****

>fdffff
#3 - trollgiggity (01/03/2013) [-]
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