WTF Dream

S be me, vagina owner
S often wonders how it would feel like to have a dick
S goes to sleep one night
S in dream, is with a girl friend
S suddenly she asks: "what is that thing attached to your crotch?"
S leeks down
S sees a dick growing
S jeans have a third leg fer dick
S wat
S friend says "can I touch it?"
S reasons are lest
S nods
S friend firmly grasps it, then bends it, ties it into a knot, unties it
S "why is it so soft?"
S leeks down, it' s longer now, reaching the knees
S "maybe because of the jeans"
S both try to roll it up, doesn' t work
S "you should go to a doctor"
S on my way, dick is now legs
S attempts to cross read
S tractor wt of fucking nowhere
S" OHOO (MOO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY"
S runs
S tractor runs over the dick which is dragging on the ground
S "NEXT TIME PACK YOUR DICK INSIDE A TUBE OR SOMETHING"
S in immense pain
S finally is at hospital
S nurse sees me, yells "ANOTHER SHED COBRA", drags me into a room
S doctor examines my Itch ness minster
S "your Pelliper seems to be in a severe state"
S nurse agrees "we' ll have to cut it off"
S finally has my voice back, asks: "along with the jeans?"
S wakes up
S eh god what in the actual fuck