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User avatar #77 - ultracombo (01/04/2013) [-]
I actually don't buy condoms, but my girlfriend and I are both cool with that, cuz we aren't stupid ******* swagfags and have sex RESPONSIBLY
User avatar #133 to #77 - fedegon ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, that's how I was born.
User avatar #103 to #77 - projecthelios (01/04/2013) [-]
My girlriend works at a drug store, so she buys the condoms at a discounted price.
User avatar #127 to #103 - ultracombo (01/04/2013) [-]
Lucky. I'm constantly broke. :P
User avatar #87 to #77 - superflystickman (01/04/2013) [-]
Obviously not if you don't use condoms.
User avatar #88 to #87 - ultracombo (01/04/2013) [-]
There's more than one way to practice safe sex. Plus, she's one super hyper mega awesome goku-strength birth control.
#135 to #88 - nyehsquidward (01/04/2013) [-]
That's like saying she's wearing a bullet proof vest. Just unload the ******* gun*.

*I know everyone and their brothers have seen that already.
User avatar #91 to #88 - superflystickman (01/04/2013) [-]
No matter how powerful her birth control, nothing's more effective than keeping your jizz out of her vajayjay.
User avatar #99 to #91 - ultracombo (01/04/2013) [-]
But I can definitely see why I would be viewed as a swagfag irresponsible ******* , and I completely respect your opinion. :)
User avatar #94 to #91 - ultracombo (01/04/2013) [-]
Aaaaand I do. :P Very efficiently. Seriously, you have no idea how much jerking off for 6 years has trained me to know when that **** is coming.

Anywho, point is, jizz vajayjay. :P
#124 to #94 - osamabinigga (01/04/2013) [-]
Dude im seriously in the same position you are, these people just dont understand ha
User avatar #126 to #124 - ultracombo (01/04/2013) [-]
Thanks. :3 Good to know I have the same morals as a man named ************ .
User avatar #104 to #94 - dengekisushi (01/04/2013) [-]
Pre cum = the **** that leaks out way before you cum, and you might not even notice it. That **** can get her pregnant.
#128 to #104 - osamabinigga (01/04/2013) [-]
Only on rare occasions
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