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User avatar #32 - shortbusterrorist (01/03/2013) [-]
Story time Funnyjunk...

So a couple of weeks ago I went to buy condoms at Wal - mart that is in another town because I expected not to see anyone that I know there but from my surprise I see my neighbor there, and I had a 5 min convo with a 40 year old man while holding condoms also the worst is that I'm 18 and single and he knows that so hopefully he doesn't tell my parents.... But the story gets better....

At the checkout some Muslim chick (around 20 years old) rang me through gave me a wink and giggled... So I payed and rate before she gave me my receipt she wrote her number down on it and told me to call her....
User avatar #58 to #32 - playapplepie (01/04/2013) [-]
That's a good story. I want to hear how it turns out. Keep me posted.
#61 to #58 - newfiefromhell (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't know if you where serious, but it does sound interesting! I agree with this guy!
User avatar #114 to #61 - playapplepie (01/04/2013) [-]
I was actually being serious.
#125 to #114 - newfiefromhell (01/04/2013) [-]
Well... we must wait my good fellow.
#57 to #32 - zachislame (01/04/2013) [-]
You, Muslim chick, you have to hit that.
User avatar #41 to #32 - dustyshane (01/04/2013) [-]
So did you fuck her or not.
User avatar #66 to #41 - shortbusterrorist (01/04/2013) [-]
You can say it was the bomb ;)
#97 to #66 - hammarhead (01/04/2013) [-]
ITS FAHNNY CUASE TERRORIST
#38 to #32 - doomherald (01/03/2013) [-]
ALPHA
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