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highschool papers. tl;dr? well stop being a lazy then. Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students l. Her eyes were like twp brawn circles wrth big bla

tl;dr? well stop being a lazy **** then

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Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
l. Her eyes were like twp brawn circles wrth big black dats in the center.
3. Her face was a perfect rival, like a circle that had its we sides gently
by a
A. Fram the attic came an unearthly howl. The whale scene had an eerie, surreal
quality, like when yuu' re en vacating in anuther city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
s. jaw and Mary had never met. They were like mu hummingbirds whim had aha
never met.
5. She had a deep, thruway, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
hetare up-
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
E- He was as lame as a duck: Not the metaphorical lame duck, wither, but a real
duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
sommething.
I Her was as bad as, like, whatever-
ID. She grew en him like she was a culdnt pf E. juliand he was ream-
Canadian beef.
The revelation that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because " his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shtick, like a surcharge at a formerly
surch mg eehee ATM.
Ti?. The lamppost sat there, like an inanimate object
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#22 - roarflmao
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(01/03/2013) [-]
"She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli and he was room temperature canadian beef"

How is that one bad? ******* masterpiece
#4 - xkikokikox
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Number 9 doesn't actually seem that bad.... It sounds like it's self-referencing, making fun of itself.
#18 - mysticninja
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(01/03/2013) [-]
"Like that sound a dog makes right when it is about to throw up"

My ******* sides
#38 - Thenewguygunther
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Jeopardy should only come on at 7, do you know how ******** it is when i go to a different city, turn on TV at 7 and ******* wheel of fortune is on, that rustles my jimmies
User avatar #28 - paronix
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Giggled at number 5, lost it at number 6.
User avatar #24 - vexaton
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(01/03/2013) [-]
The jeopardy one killed me!
Though number 9 was actually pretty good!
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
It could mean that she talks like that, which makes the analogy deep and funny, but maybe not suitable for a highschool paper
#34 - augustusxxiv
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(01/04/2013) [-]
6,7,10, and 11 are hilarious, much like a guy who's really funny.
6,7,10, and 11 are hilarious, much like a guy who's really funny.
User avatar #33 - threeeehuggings
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(01/04/2013) [-]
#9, brilliant!
User avatar #11 - jakemakefunny
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Am I not correct in saying that these are similes, not analogies?
User avatar #14 to #11 - kanatana
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Actually, you're right. I was about to say something to that extent, myself.
#2 - fuckinTroll
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(01/03/2013) [-]
this looks like it was written by programmers.