highschool papers

Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
l. Her eyes were like twp brawn circles wrth big black dats in the center.
3. Her face was a perfect rival, like a circle that had its we sides gently
by a
A. Fram the attic came an unearthly howl. The whale scene had an eerie, surreal
quality, like when yuu' re en vacating in anuther city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
s. jaw and Mary had never met. They were like mu hummingbirds whim had aha
never met.
5. She had a deep, thruway, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
hetare up-
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
E- He was as lame as a duck: Not the metaphorical lame duck, wither, but a real
duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
sommething.
I Her was as bad as, like, whatever-
ID. She grew en him like she was a culdnt pf E. juliand he was ream-
Canadian beef.
The revelation that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because " his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shtick, like a surcharge at a formerly
surch mg eehee ATM.
Ti?. The lamppost sat there, like an inanimate object