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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - codyxvasco
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Similar:

For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
#4 to #3 - anon id: f4320b91
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Mine was about a baby born with no feet
User avatar #32 to #3 - bladebites
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I love that one. There was a similar one;
"World ends. News at eleven."
I wish I could remember the names of the people who wrote them.
#115 to #32 - jakeattack
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not sure about the one you just said but the baby shoes is by Ernest Hemingway!
User avatar #165 to #115 - bladebites
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Thank you!
#89 to #3 - mikehawks
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the shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door
User avatar #100 to #89 - codyxvasco
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I never found this one scary, instead I find it more uplifting.
#5 to #3 - skybluetroll
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For Sale:

WWII French Rifle, never shot, dropped once.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zeropro
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For Sale:
Parachute, only used once, never opened, minor stains.
User avatar #17 to #6 - breakfastskippa
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For sale:
Condom, never used, been in wallet long time.
User avatar #109 to #17 - codyxvasco
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Quote: Every teenager on FJ.
#118 to #109 - atma
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yeah   
haha   
only the teenagers   
those nerds
yeah
haha
only the teenagers
those nerds
User avatar #22 to #6 - zeroxnight
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you don't need a working parachute to go skydiving the first time. you only need one to be able to go twice
#10 to #6 - bannanaguy
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User avatar #11 to #10 - graphenz
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sexually.
#15 to #11 - anon id: e038a09c
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thats a sexual reference
#114 to #10 - jakeattack
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You aren't too bright are you?
User avatar #18 to #10 - Bruda
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If you wear it it's technically used.
#140 to #5 - adamks
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Is this like the fourth time this comment has been on frontpage?
#19 - phanact
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>Writing essays
#13 - urghseventysix
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Does Muhammad have tits?
Does Muhammad have tits?
#48 to #13 - masterboll
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just checked

i have nipples, but no tits
#25 to #13 - funnyjunkforlife
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did Jesus die a virgin?
did Jesus die a virgin?
#33 to #25 - montybalboa
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Who impregnated Mary?
#47 to #33 - dingbox
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Holy ****, where's my penis?
#55 to #47 - lawlfailwinepic
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<- Somewhat relevant.h
#51 to #47 - bitchplzzz
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Comment Picture
User avatar #28 - cryingchicken
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even shorter story:
who ****** god?
User avatar #37 to #28 - Gonnafly
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Or you could put it in order:
God ****** who?
User avatar #41 to #37 - certifiedidiot
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Some slut called Mary about two thousand years ago aparantly
#42 to #37 - anon id: 7c79a56d
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I believe in that form it would be whom
#24 - kusalranawaka
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User avatar #30 to #24 - epsilonism
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Thanks for that, had a worse version that seemed like it was done in paint. Thumb for you!
#46 to #24 - foreman
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Comment Picture
#81 - theugandanhero
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&gt;Essay    
&gt;Short Story    
Pick one.
>Essay
>Short Story
Pick one.
User avatar #88 - zatu
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How big is satan's dick?
User avatar #102 to #88 - ScorpionMKman
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No Mystery, it's 16.5 Inches
User avatar #104 to #102 - zatu
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6.66 I heard
User avatar #111 to #104 - heartlessrobot
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666 inches, actually.
#105 to #88 - Fagdust
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Well, I don't mean to brag...

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User avatar #108 to #88 - Tyranitar
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Look up the final boss fight of Dante's Inferno
User avatar #14 - gammajk
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Same thing, but criteria:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Racism
4) Homophobia

"Oh my god" said the Queen, "That ****** is a queer!"
User avatar #20 to #14 - bronybox
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Change royalty to hierarchy, because "royalty" is not a point of philosophical debate.
#90 - thexxtalonxx
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You guys want to know what the best thing growing up in and living in Texas most of your life? You know what ******** smells like.
User avatar #82 - emptysuperman
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"Are you there God? It's me, Sexuality."