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#6 - phanact (01/03/2013) [-]
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Nun's aren't all that bad. They can have fun

Bumper cars
User avatar #20 - iliekcereal (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Shortly later, another one arrives.
St. Peter: "Oh boy, another one. And how many times have to touched a man's penis?"
#5: "nun"
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#14 - zerokelvin (01/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#34 - SuperCookie (01/03/2013) [-]
It's kind of sad how pleased I am that OP didn't just make this into a rage comic
#19 - leetlewetbeaner (01/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #13 - wanpo (01/03/2013) [-]
So there are these two nuns driving down the road, when suddenly a vampire appears in front of their car. The nun that's driving slams on her brakes, looks at the other nun and says "Quick! Get out and show him your cross!"
So the nun jumps out of the car and yells "I AM SO VERY ANGRY WITH YOU!"
User avatar #44 - madkable (01/03/2013) [-]
On christmas day, 3 priests were driving down to the nearby church when they suddenly lost control of the car and had a horrific accident and all died
The three being good priests (and not having touched ANY boys) went straight to Saint Peters gate.

Saint Peter said: "As we are celebrating the birth of christ today, to get in into heaven you must present an item representing Christmas".

And so the the first priest reaches down into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.
"Candles" And Peter let him in.

The second priest pulled out the car keys out of his pocket, jingled then and said:
"Bells" And the second priest walked into heaven.

Finally the third priest thought for a second, reached into his pockets and pulled out a thong.
"They're Carol's"

User avatar #42 - Poor (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, nun of that was asspected.
User avatar #33 - rubixium (01/03/2013) [-]
OP is going to have to ******* bathe in that holy water.
#3 - royoten (01/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - papernazi (01/03/2013) [-]
the only meat a priest eats on friday is nun.
#25 - noobypenguin (01/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - charitar (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if one of them's a lesbian?
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User avatar #11 - defeats (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that when they take the cloth their past wrong doings are forgiven by God.
Or is the joke that they touched penis while a Nun?
Funny either way if this is your first time reading.
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