Writing good

Please tell me you are joking

I am.... Nobody but my English teacher is that much of a grammar nazi

Oh thank god.

I didn't actually read to seven at first, I just immediately noticed that seven was out of place and had a little autistic moment.

Then I read it. :D

OP gets a muffin.

my muffin mufucka!

thats the joke

I know I thought it was funny.

better*

Here' you dropped this.

if vowels sound similar...
that's what is called assonance

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what's going on? I always thought that A was a vowel. Judging by the red thumbs, I must have been mistaken.

you call it an alliteration when the first letters of some words are the same, it doesn't matter if it's a vowel or a consonant.
you call it an assonance, if the vowels sound similar, not if the vowels are the same. i give you an example for an assonance. "so slow goes beau."

Harjyot, I am disappoint.

It's a generalization