sux 2 b Greek

Then I am one classy motherfucker

is THAT why black people have bigger dicks?

Yes, such Barbarians.

Then I'm sophisticated as fuck.

then i know some really sophisticated asians...

By "those times" he means Ancient Greece, not XIV to XVI centuries, which was when this work of art was most probably done.
Oh and fun fact: David, the sculpture, has a tiny penis because it depicts the moment before the battle with Goliath so he's scared shitless and his penis shrinked because of that.

(art) history is so cool

shrunk

shrank? nah

shrink shrank shrunk
I'm confused now. Oh well, english is not my mother language. (But english conjugation is pretty fucking easy

dem thumbs

Small penises meant royalty whereas a big penis meant you were a barbarian. At least that's what I think.

they probably made that up cause of how insecure they felt

I thought it was intelligence

Actually, it was proof of gentility. Smaller penises meant you were more civilized. This comes from the fact Africans and other "barbarians" had such large penises. Yet another reason why "The White Man's Burden" existed. They sought to spread throughout and civilize the world (with their tiny weewees).

I'm greatly amused at your use of the phrase "fat cock flapping"... I love you.

Lost it at number 1. That says alot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my penis, you little bitch? I'll have you know my penis graduated top of its class in the Navy Seals, and it has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and it has over 300 confirmed kills. My penis is trained in gorilla warfare and it is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to my penis but just another target. It will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about my penis over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak my penis is contacting its secret network of penises across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the penis storm, maggot. The penis storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with my penis in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare penis. Not only is my penis extensively trained in dick combat, but it has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and it will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy dick retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you with the weight of one thousand meaty cocks, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My dick will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I can't help but laugh uncontrollably when I see this gif.

What's wrong with me?

In Greek times 12-14 was usually the age you got married and had your first child.

Nice.....

Well the life expectancy during the time was 28 years of age.

So once you had a child there was only about 16-14 years to raise so said child. Get to spend 2-4 years as a grandparent. That is on average.

Some people did manage to live up to 70-90s. But those were usually rich/wealthy people.

SOURCE

Katie Kox

THANK YOU! Now I can say it for the future!