sux 2 b Greek. This isn't NSFW, because it is ART.. In those times it was considered Barbaric to have a large penis, so in sculptures and paintings men with smaller penises were considered more sophisticated.
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sux 2 b Greek

This isn't NSFW, because it is ART

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Submitted: 01/02/2013
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User avatar #1 - drvvatson (01/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
In those times it was considered Barbaric to have a large penis, so in sculptures and paintings men with smaller penises were considered more sophisticated.
#28 - izzytdi (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
#25 - marienoren (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
actually back when they made these paintings, same with Michelangelo's David were designed to have small penis's because a large penis was considered disgusting so they would make the penis as small as possible
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#23 to #22 - jadeziaa (01/03/2013) [-]
Actually, it was proof of gentility. Smaller penises meant you were more civilized. This comes from the fact Africans and other "barbarians" had such large penises. Yet another reason why "The White Man's Burden" existed. They sought to spread throughout and civilize the world (with their tiny weewees).
User avatar #31 - seniorpokeman (01/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can think of a few reasons they would have actually purposely given him a tiny cock:
1: You focus on his dick less, and on the art more. It's hard to look at a painting's true beauty with a fat cock flapping in front of your face.
2: Small dicks = sophisticated & smart in the greek world. So congrats, anonymous reader. By greek standards, you're sophisticated as **** .
3: Artist had a small dick, so he made his painting have a small dick too. I mean **** , if he has to suffer, so does Adam.
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#24 to #17 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
lol i le luv all of le facbook faces in le picture! le 9gag le rule le!!!!! le 9gag army!!!!
#44 - owmowmow (01/03/2013) [-]
Gettin' real tired of your **** Eve.
#37 - cocoapaws (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Renaissance art!!!!
Renaissance art!!!!
#6 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Well have you looked at the size of your boobs lately?
User avatar #16 - friednazi (01/03/2013) [-]
In those times, the bigger the dick, the more evil they were considered.
#36 - owmowmow (01/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That chick doesn't look a day older than 14.


I am... I am looking at the first ever lolicon image ever?
User avatar #49 - epicextreme (01/03/2013) [-]
shes one to talk, check her flat chest
#7 - Sylphion (01/02/2013) [-]
Fun fact:

Way back then, they had men to pose as women in paintings.
Imagine the sausagefests
User avatar #48 - I Am Monkey (01/03/2013) [-]
Long ago it was considered sophisticated to have a small penis.
I wonder what small-penised mastermind came up with that.
User avatar #42 - okimura (01/03/2013) [-]
Renaissance men were usually depicted with small penises since it was a sign of being a gentleman and other chivalrous qualities at the time.
User avatar #29 - needmoredairy (01/03/2013) [-]
jesus christ, with a dick THAT small being representative of class/sophistication, you could probably have a 3 incher and be considered as much of a barbarian as Genghis Khan.
#33 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
"Your boobs aren't that much better ma'am."
User avatar #51 - onceman (01/03/2013) [-]
Noble and sophisticated men had small dicks, barbarians had... well barbaric dicks.
User avatar #50 - makedonski (01/03/2013) [-]
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