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#13 - Utkezabanje (01/03/2013) [-]
- Honey if I won on the lottery... what would you do?   
- Honestly?   
- Yeah.   
- I'd take half and leave you.   
He gives her her 10 euros and kicks her out of the house.
- Honey if I won on the lottery... what would you do?
- Honestly?
- Yeah.
- I'd take half and leave you.
He gives her her 10 euros and kicks her out of the house.
User avatar #5 - douevensax (01/02/2013) [-]
>"WHAT SHOULD I PACKKK?"
>"SHOULD I PACKKK?"
>"I PACKKK?"
>"PACKKK?"
>"KKK?"
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#71 to #5 - UnforgivenSins (01/03/2013) [-]
3 K's.
Half Life 3 confirmed.
#6 to #5 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
3 K's. HL3 confirmed.
User avatar #7 - drunkasaurus (01/03/2013) [-]
I would tell no one if I wont the lottery. I'd move away and pretend I was poor so people wouldn't bother me, then I'd invite my family over like 5 years later and tell them I lived on the streets until I invented time travel or some **** but they can't come on my travels because they were always rude
#1 - John Cena (01/02/2013) [-]
If I won, I'd keep it a secret from her. (assuming girlfriend and not wife due to "Baby" moniker)
User avatar #4 to #1 - mutilatedjello (01/02/2013) [-]
I wouldnt, her reaction, how much she wouldnt want, how she treats you in the next month or so would tell me if shes a keeper or not.
User avatar #17 - misterbonzo (01/03/2013) [-]
>"OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?? HOW MUCH WAS WON?
>HOW MUCH WAS WON?
That's something people say, right?
#18 to #17 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
listen fella, you gotta understand that there are some people out there that do not know how to speak english properly and/or good at writing or spelling. so just shut the **** up, stop complaining about bad grammar and go on with your funnyjunking you ******* **** eater. nobody wanna listen to your bitching around here about how retarted op's grammar is. **** u eat a dick
User avatar #19 to #18 - fixinggreat (01/03/2013) [-]
said the bitch that is anonymous
#20 to #19 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
so if i made an account would it make a difference? would you listen to me and agree with my terms?
#23 to #20 - dagreatmax (01/03/2013) [-]
Surprisingly it would. Pic related
Surprisingly it would. Pic related
#34 to #23 - valve (01/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #43 to #34 - dagreatmax (01/03/2013) [-]
finally, i was looking for the backward gif
User avatar #50 to #43 - valve (01/03/2013) [-]
you could've asked.
User avatar #75 to #50 - dagreatmax (01/03/2013) [-]
but who?
#28 to #23 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 35**

if dubs your a faggot. if not you are a pretty cool guy
#25 to #23 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
pic not actually related because were all in the safety of our own homes and i can talk all the **** i want you you ******* cant do **** about it
#32 to #18 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
ya dez anon is for ral man i neder herd a anon so deep. But seriously good job anon.
#40 to #17 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
**** if I won that much I would be typing fast, so ...
#24 - Yojimbo (01/03/2013) [-]
Actually, winning the lottery isn't all it's cracked up to be.

-First off, you lose a significant portion of what you're won because of taxes.
-Secondly, it affects your personal life. Many winners have had their lives ruined. (Wife divorces to take the money, friends ask for huge amounts because you can afford it.) Friendships are broken because of it.
-Many winners have also squandered their money, and eventually end up only a little better than when they started.
-Winners are usually harassed non stop by charities and scammers
-Winners become targets because of their wealth.

tl;dr, not sure I'd want to win the lottery
User avatar #65 to #24 - dengekisushi (01/03/2013) [-]
To avoid the whole family harassing me thing, I'd probably move somewhere far away and only keep contact with those who loved me before the lottery.
User avatar #60 to #24 - DiabloStrawhat (01/03/2013) [-]
And if you're Hurley, you end up on a deserted, time-traveling island.
User avatar #26 to #24 - szymonf (01/03/2013) [-]
Canadians don't get their winnings taxed!
User avatar #27 to #26 - Yojimbo (01/03/2013) [-]
But Canadians are so nice, they'd probably give away their winnings to the first person who asked
User avatar #29 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [-]
THINGS YOU WOULD DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTO THREAD!

I'LL START!

Buy 1000 Matryoshka dolls and scatter them all around my property.
User avatar #51 to #29 - hammerfell (01/03/2013) [-]
1a. Buy a decent-sized house
1b. Comission a life-sustaining vault capable of withstanding nuclear apocalypse and sustaining hundreds for two centuries if needed.
2.Lock my body in cryo-stasis, transplant my consciousness into cyborg body that is human enough to function for at least a decade.
3. invest rest of money in weapons producers
4. use riches to make more riches
5a. use some riches to build a series of underground bomb shelters to preserve a fraction of US population
5b. use as much of the riches as possible to buy glass coke bottles by the truckload.
6. Store the millions of bottlecaps I now have in vault
7. use power in arms manufacturing companies to orchestrate worldwide cold war
8. orchestrate nuclear apocalypse
9. 200 years pass, survive nuclear apocalypse, kill everyone in vault with me, bottlecaps are now world currency, I am now the richest ************ on the planet
10. use my bottlecap fortunes to rebuild society
11. undo destruction as much as possible
12. rinse and repeat
User avatar #38 to #29 - ovary (01/03/2013) [-]
Build an entire town and buy all of the houses in it except for one. I will have actors move into all of the houses except the one that is not owned by me, I will wait for a random, normal family to move into that one. I will run for mayor of this town, and since all of the actors are hired by me, they will elect me mayor and I will make the laws. I will create laws forbidding anyone from leaving the town, punishable by death. I will demolish all of the other houses in the entire neighborhood, except for the one owned by the random family that moved in, and start building a replica of bikini bottom, replacing the original houses with replicas of the houses in bikini bottom, all the grass in the yard will be replaced with sand, all the plants dug up and replaced with seaweed/coral replicas. The actors will continue to live there, except they will play the lives of the inhabitants of bikini bottom in full costume 24/7. All the while, I will have hidden cameras all around, filming the life of the one remaining "human" family in bikini bottom, and make that into a extremely successful reality TV series called "Life in Bikini Bottom", furthering my wealth. This family will live the rest of there lives here, and i will strictly control their access to information from the outside world, so they will only know what is happening directly inside of bikini bottom, and the only TV programming will be two channels, one with fake news stories and the other looping episodes of spongebob 24 hours a day. After three years of this I will release the family and we will all have a laugh about it over a nice brunch.
#73 to #38 - obliviouspineapple (01/03/2013) [-]
That's the plot of a Jim Carrey movie, correct? (minus the Spongebob parts)
#36 to #29 - Spikeydeath (01/03/2013) [-]
Invest it
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User avatar #57 to #29 - DiabloStrawhat (01/03/2013) [-]
Clean out my Steam Wishlist, buy the Complete Collection of Lost, pay off my parents' house and other debts they have to handle, and spend the rest on my family.
User avatar #70 to #29 - shishabar (01/03/2013) [-]
the cure for the poison i just drank
User avatar #74 to #29 - legendofzeldafreak (01/03/2013) [-]
Buy a Link costume with real Master Sword and Hylian Shield, then go around on a massacre because screw the rules I got money.
User avatar #68 to #29 - HeartOfTheDL (01/03/2013) [-]
Build a giant golden dildo.
User avatar #63 to #29 - dengekisushi (01/03/2013) [-]
1. Pay for the rest of my college (three more years)
2. Give some to my mama and daddy
3. Give a little to other immediate family members
4. Move to NYC
5. Get started on my own little fashion boutique
6. Adopt a dickload of cats and dogs
User avatar #30 to #29 - fixinggreat (01/03/2013) [-]
pay child support for 18 years.
#31 to #29 - pasiusquotum (01/03/2013) [-]
By toothpicks in bulk of a thousand to prepare myself.
#46 to #29 - xxkosukexx (01/03/2013) [-]
Buy pencils, i need pencils.
User avatar #66 to #29 - critality (01/03/2013) [-]
spend waaay too much on a gaming rig
buy a copy of all the best games
gaming industry get an economic boost
better games made
MOAR GAMES
#48 to #29 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
I'd buy an arena, have two pregnant and homeless women kidnapped and brought to it, and then inform them both that neither one was getting out until one had eaten the other's fetus.
I'd buy an arena, have two pregnant and homeless women kidnapped and brought to it, and then inform them both that neither one was getting out until one had eaten the other's fetus.
#77 to #29 - howaboutnsfw (01/03/2013) [-]
1. Find every person I've ever found attractive
2. **** them
3. Try to find a cure for the AIDS I just got
User avatar #76 to #29 - kuntbag (01/03/2013) [-]
build a race track on my property and have an awesome collection of super-cars to race with
#64 to #29 - defender (01/03/2013) [-]
**defender rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Witch ** what I would do
**defender rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Witch ** what I would do
#72 to #29 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
Put it in a high interest bank account and live off of the yearly interest alongside an easy job. What more could I ask for?
#54 to #29 - Schwarzenegger (01/03/2013) [-]
**Schwarzenegger rolled a random image posted in comment #2651592 at MLP Friendly Board ** What I'd do
User avatar #62 to #54 - Schwarzenegger (01/03/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #59 to #29 - dolandickbutt (01/03/2013) [-]
I would buy a small island smack dab in the middle of no where and import 3 million orphans from across the world and 3 thousand gaurds all armed with combat knives and assultrifles. Then i would raise the orphans to become the ultimate warriors, never ending training just like the spartans, and then when the day would come I would import gladiators weapons and build an arena and battle them as mighty gladiators!
User avatar #61 to #59 - thegamerslife (01/03/2013) [-]
and make even more money off the TV series, and reality behind the scenes shows, etc. lmao

I'd watch it.
User avatar #53 to #29 - izzygirl (01/03/2013) [-]
Leave United States.
Go to South Korea.
Enjoy riches for much longer than I ever would in the United States.
User avatar #52 to #29 - chubberbrother (01/03/2013) [-]
Get my spine repaired!
User avatar #55 to #52 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [-]
I see someone tried autofellatio.
User avatar #56 to #55 - chubberbrother (01/03/2013) [-]
Actually it was because someone else wanted fellatio...
#42 to #29 - lordaurion (01/03/2013) [-]
Pay off my dad's debt and buy him whatever vehicle he wants and give him 20k. About another 40k goes to assorted friends and family. Rest on whatever the **** I want
User avatar #37 to #29 - supamonkey (01/03/2013) [-]
Fly to other countries so I don't have to wait for new films to come to Australia a month after they are released everywhere else.
#39 to #29 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
build a damn underground bunker connected to my house which will have solar panel roof. this bunker will look like a big sphere, i will be living in the topmost part of it, there will be a lot of different rooms in which there will be a lot of things of my choice
User avatar #58 to #29 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [-]
Conclusion: Everyone had a better idea than me.
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#41 to #29 - artvandelay (01/03/2013) [-]
Become Batman.
Become Batman.
User avatar #12 - awesomenessdefined (01/03/2013) [-]
Tell no one that you won the lottery. Buy all the gold you can. Bury it in your back yard, underneath a box of fools gold. Come back way later, sell it all.
User avatar #8 - Crusader (01/03/2013) [-]
**** that.
Just buy a new house make her buy the old one from you.
User avatar #3 - muchio (01/02/2013) [-]
I think it's great idea when leaving your girlfriend. She just packs her **** and then you kick her out.
#2 - John Cena (01/02/2013) [-]
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#67 - freefan (01/03/2013) [-]
funny
#16 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
depends if she was some biatch who was a bad partner, or a loyal and loving gf, or a long time partner who thought he loved her----- changes my opinion on this :I
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User avatar #10 to #9 - reduxalicious ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
He's kicking her out.
User avatar #11 to #9 - cantfindkeyboard (01/03/2013) [-]
He's kicking her out because he's rich and doesn't want her anymore.
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