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l ONE ARE YOU
SERIOUS?? HOW
I MUCH WAS WON'? ,
l WOW! OUR LIVES ARE I
ABOUT TO CHANGE
l FOREVER, I' M SO
EXCITED. WHAT
I SHOULD I PACK'S? ,
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User avatar #5 - douevensax (01/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>"WHAT SHOULD I PACKKK?"
>"SHOULD I PACKKK?"
>"I PACKKK?"
>"PACKKK?"
>"KKK?"
#13 - Utkezabanje (01/03/2013) [-]
- Honey if I won on the lottery... what would you do?   
- Honestly?   
- Yeah.   
- I'd take half and leave you.   
He gives her her 10 euros and kicks her out of the house.
- Honey if I won on the lottery... what would you do?
- Honestly?
- Yeah.
- I'd take half and leave you.
He gives her her 10 euros and kicks her out of the house.
User avatar #29 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [+] (34 replies)
THINGS YOU WOULD DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTO THREAD!

I'LL START!

Buy 1000 Matryoshka dolls and scatter them all around my property.
#41 to #29 - artvandelay (01/03/2013) [-]
Become Batman.
Become Batman.
User avatar #17 - misterbonzo (01/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>"OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?? HOW MUCH WAS WON?
>HOW MUCH WAS WON?
That's something people say, right?
User avatar #7 - drunkasaurus (01/03/2013) [-]
I would tell no one if I wont the lottery. I'd move away and pretend I was poor so people wouldn't bother me, then I'd invite my family over like 5 years later and tell them I lived on the streets until I invented time travel or some shit but they can't come on my travels because they were always rude
#1 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I won, I'd keep it a secret from her. (assuming girlfriend and not wife due to "Baby" moniker)
User avatar #4 to #1 - mutilatedjello (01/02/2013) [-]
I wouldnt, her reaction, how much she wouldnt want, how she treats you in the next month or so would tell me if shes a keeper or not.
#24 - Yojimbo (01/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, winning the lottery isn't all it's cracked up to be.

-First off, you lose a significant portion of what you're won because of taxes.
-Secondly, it affects your personal life. Many winners have had their lives ruined. (Wife divorces to take the money, friends ask for huge amounts because you can afford it.) Friendships are broken because of it.
-Many winners have also squandered their money, and eventually end up only a little better than when they started.
-Winners are usually harassed non stop by charities and scammers
-Winners become targets because of their wealth.

tl;dr, not sure I'd want to win the lottery
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User avatar #12 - awesomenessdefined (01/03/2013) [-]
Tell no one that you won the lottery. Buy all the gold you can. Bury it in your back yard, underneath a box of fools gold. Come back way later, sell it all.
User avatar #8 - Crusader (01/03/2013) [-]
Fuck that.
Just buy a new house make her buy the old one from you.
User avatar #3 - muchio (01/02/2013) [-]
I think it's great idea when leaving your girlfriend. She just packs her shit and then you kick her out.
#2 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
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#67 - freefan (01/03/2013) [-]
funny
#16 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
depends if she was some biatch who was a bad partner, or a loyal and loving gf, or a long time partner who thought he loved her----- changes my opinion on this :I
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