study on ghost. worth the read. A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience: he asks, "How
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study on ghost

worth the read

A professor at the University of Alabama was
giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience: he
asks, "How ronny people here believe in ghosts.
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that' s a good start. Glut of those
who believe in thasts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
That' s really good. Tin really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
That' s fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question firther_ Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and
says, "Son, all the years I' been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost- Youve got to come up here and tell us
about your experience"
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it' s like to have sex with a
ghost?
Bubba replied, "Shit, from way back there I
thought you said Goats."
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#1 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
False! Rednecks don't go to college.
#8 - herromynamejohn (01/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The whole time I was expecting something along the lines of  the joke involving the KKK, since they kind of look like ghosts....
The whole time I was expecting something along the lines of the joke involving the KKK, since they kind of look like ghosts....
#10 - dgarcia (01/02/2013) [-]
They're not so bad
#38 - Walnuts (01/03/2013) [-]
hfw he goes back to his seat
hfw he goes back to his seat
User avatar #9 - blarghagh (01/02/2013) [-]
Why is a redneck in college? Oh that's right it's Alabama.
#25 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
personally I'm from Alabama, and all the stupid in-bread red necks don't make it to collage.
#30 to #26 - MjTheMax (01/03/2013) [-]
Can't tell if rednecks can get into college whilst in-bread
#40 - trollbearcat (01/03/2013) [-]
teachers face when
#37 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (01/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I work at a campground, and we have a big 3 floor hotel from the 1920's on the property that's sat empty for around 30 years. Shit is absolutely haunted. I can knock on the wall and it will almost always knock back, etcetera.    
Yet I sure as shit would not make love to the affectionately named Mary the ghost.   
Maybe I'm just a little bitch, but it's fucking intimidating to think of something replying to you when there's no logical reason for it to reply.   
<MFW a door opened upstairs on it's own when they're all shut and latched just last week when I was going to knock on the wall.   
Got it on video too
I work at a campground, and we have a big 3 floor hotel from the 1920's on the property that's sat empty for around 30 years. Shit is absolutely haunted. I can knock on the wall and it will almost always knock back, etcetera.
Yet I sure as shit would not make love to the affectionately named Mary the ghost.
Maybe I'm just a little bitch, but it's fucking intimidating to think of something replying to you when there's no logical reason for it to reply.
<MFW a door opened upstairs on it's own when they're all shut and latched just last week when I was going to knock on the wall.
Got it on video too
User avatar #41 to #39 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh I can do better.
Here's a walkthrough of the main building www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dov4RAT0XlI
Here's it knocking back (You'll need earbuds, but it was much louder in person) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiAD9fyRHJk
And here's the door, and me pussying the fuck out, lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=blqp0Kxx6RI
Oh the stories I have.
I didn't believe in ghosts before I worked here, man.
#31 - maxoverderp (01/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I would totally have sex with a ghost
#29 - pasiusquotum (01/03/2013) [-]
Meh, image maker was fucking up. Couldn't done better but I ragequitted.
User avatar #20 - smokedmeatlog (01/03/2013) [-]
This guy has obviously never seen MacGruber.
#48 - strawberryyogurt (01/03/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #35 - Nihatclodra (01/03/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+7/iTzxDvG/

Semi-relevant. You'll know what I'm referring to once you get to it.
#24 - mcnizzlezz (01/03/2013) [-]
"I though you said has 'anyone ever made love to a goats.' "


SEEMS LEGIT
#7 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
As a student at the University of Alabama, i must say.... Roll Tide op, roll tide...
User avatar #5 - robertpaulwebb (01/02/2013) [-]
take em to a cliff so they push back.
#50 - rel (01/03/2013) [-]
My NOPE story:

>Be about 8 years old
>Two houses down from me
>A couple, Sharon and Joe, used to live there
>One day, there are ambulances and police cars outside
>Apparently, they both died in their sleep at the same time
>Weird as fuck
>A few months pass
>My neighbor and I are always hearing some creaking from inside the house
>One evening, we decide to inspect it because we're stupid kids
>Surprisingly, the door's unlocked
>We go in, snooping around
>It smells like cigarettes and death
>We hear clinking of silverware from the kitchen
>My neighbor bolts out of there like lightning
>I continue inside
>See the silhouette of a man sitting at the kitchen table
>Hear a woman's voice
>"Joe, those damn kids keep coming 'round"
>"I think one of them's here now, Sharon."
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

No one's lived there in ten years.
User avatar #22 - zhanxious (01/03/2013) [-]
Holy shit. I actually laughed? I guess I'm human after all...
#21 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
Holy shit. I actually laughed? I guess I'm human after all...
#16 - verby (01/03/2013) [-]
I feel like the whole class should raise their hand, since down in 'Bama they take that shit serious
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