$1,595

This is why I come to FunnyJunk.

I told you Spray-on shoes would be big.

No one would know how he feels...

Unless you walked in his shoes.

if he's sleeping on the street how is he using the timmy.

I mean internet

www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8
just read almost any review for this, comedy goldmine.

You're a little late there pal,
The hype for galaxy foams was last year or 2,
I remember because my friend offered his pickup truck in exchange,
some men even offered their "manhood"

See you all on the front page.

>$1595.01
>60 hours a week for a year
>52 weeks in a year
>60x7.65 (current minimum wage where I'm from)=$459
>$459x52=$23,868
>$23,868-$1,595.01=$22272.99

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little ballboy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Michigan, and I’ve been involved in numerous playoff matches against Peyton Manning, and I have over 300 passing touchdowns. I am trained in the no-huddle offense and I’m the top quarterback in the entire National Football League. You are nothing to me but just another safety. I will burn you the fuck out with passes of the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the field? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am giving audibles to my receivers across the stadium and your defense is being picked apart right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your team. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my running game. Not only am I extensively trained in play action passes, but I have access to the entire roster of the New England Patriots and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” sack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking block. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit deep passes all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

A kid I went to school with named Adam Laursen actually ( I don't if successfully) sued nike, they had a contest for a shoe designs on their FaceBook a long time ago and he submitted a picture of his design that looks identical to the foamposite and this was before they were released, they didn't credit him at all or anything. So in reality a kid from my school designed those shoes. This will probably get red thumbs because people won't believe me but whatever..
tl;dr a kid from my school designed those shoes

First post I've found legitimately funny in a while.

hsfw wearing those shoes

A guy at our school has those, and those wing shoes adidas sells.

He also got a 60,000 dollar range rover. He plays on our hockey team, and has only been playing for two years and already has some of the nicest bauer gear money can buy.

Why are there people like this

but...i..like..foams.

To be honest, I think these kinds of shoes and Jordan types of shoes are extremely ugly.

I want to get two and put them up against each other so I can fuck the gap of blue rubbery softness

I feel like im the only sneaker head on this site, also this is the highest I've seen them, on flight club they're 1300