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    User avatar#14 - cantfindausername
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    (01/03/2013)[-]
    People ask me if I drink and I tell them I don't, they always say something along the lines of: "That's really good, good for you." On New Years I even got a "I should be more like you" remark.
    It's not that hard to Not drink... Or am I missing something here?
    User avatar#29 to #14 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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    (01/03/2013)[-]
    Not drinking, is like not masturbating.
    If you never do it, it's easy not to.
    But the first time you do, oh boy, you love it so much, you will never be able to stop.
    User avatar#32 to #29 - jajathezombie
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    (01/03/2013)[-]
    I'm pretty sure that's just alcoholics.
    User avatar#17 to #14 - Sethorein#318 on commentsRank#318
    Reply+4
    (01/03/2013)[-]
    do they ever do the "AWWWW BY THE END OF THE YEAR WE'RE GONNA GET YOU SO WASTED!" thing?

    I like being sober :(
    User avatar#19 to #17 - cantfindausername
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    (01/03/2013)[-]
    A few people wanted to get me drunk, but the people that planned to didn't want to get me wasted, just drunk. They didn't succeed, though. I declined their offers haha
    User avatar#20 to #19 - Sethorein#318 on commentsRank#318
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    (01/03/2013)[-]
    I always bring a water bottle, pour it in a cup, call it vodka, no one gives two ***** after that :3
    User avatar#21 to #20 - cantfindausername
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    (01/03/2013)[-]
    I have no problem not giving in to peer pressure, so the drunk people usually leave me alone after about a minute of trying to convince me lol
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