Trololo

"I like my coffee like I like my women.....I don't like coffee."

Hot, black, and full of cream

I like my Muslims like I like my coffee.

I don't like coffee.

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

my backpack is like my women

18 years old and 93 pounds

I like my coffee like I like my women. Full of whiskey.

I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot and quiet.

"I like my women like I like my coffee--in a plastic cup."

I like me penis how I like my coffee.. without a woman.

I like my women like I like my olive oil
extra virgin

Nobody posted that pic of the girl saying
"I like my coffee like my men.....
*siiip*
black"

I like my women like I like my golf scores…in the 80's with a slight handicap.

I like my women like I like my whiskey…18 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my women like I like my microwave... Cool on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

I like my women like I like my toaster…two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in the freezer.

i like my coffee like my women
black, bitter and possibly fair trade.

I like my coffee like I like my women. With a penis.

I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ground up and in my freezer.

I like my women like i like my bogos
beaten and in my closet