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#118 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why extra large condoms are made for those who want to impress the cashier. If you can take a normal condom and fit it around your goddamn foot, it'll fit around your penis.
#121 to #118 - JMF (01/02/2013) [-]
magical fairy princess, pls.
User avatar #119 to #118 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
Some people do need them. It's a blessing and a curse cause if big enough you feel faint from lack of blood due to it all goin to your dick
#120 to #119 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
I doubt it. Have you ever had a teacher practically stick her entire forearm into that thing? I saw it, and it was ******* nuts.

Unless you have the penis of a horse, you won't need em
User avatar #125 to #120 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
ok poor choice of words but its a turn of phrase
User avatar #123 to #120 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
id like to see you hold an erection with an extra small condom (assuming you have an average dick)
#126 to #123 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
Unless your dick is ******* huge, then you don't need a large condom. A lot of somewhat above average guys will be extra large condoms to save face.
#127 to #126 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
You're trying to assume your righteousness by avoiding my original argument. You never gave specifics.
#133 to #127 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
I did answer that. Now lets say that most guys are about 5.9-6 inches. Even if you have a small condom it will work, take a look at this chart You need to login to view this link Most guys can use a regular condom or a small condom. Those who are freakishly endowed need a large condom, but if you have a 7 inch a penis, and regular condom is fine. Most guys don't have a penis over 6.5, so 8 is very large. Also righteousness isn't the correct word to use there, but rightness is. It through me off for a sec.
User avatar #134 to #133 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
You answered it, but you're trying to cover for the fact that you didnt give specifics and I nullified your original statement. Have a good day sir, you lose.
#135 to #134 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #136 to #135 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
Like I said, some people do. Your original statement was that the only people who buy extra large condoms want to impress the cashier. There are people who need those condoms for their dick, so that statement is false.
#140 to #136 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
No, there are a few people who buy that for their dick. I've talked to women, and read plenty of articles written by women who talk about guys who buy large condoms to show off somewhat larger than average dicks. The amount of condoms available for purchase and those that are purchased are disproportional to those who have an exceptionally large penis, therefore either science is wrong about the average penis size, or men overestimate their lengths.
#141 to #140 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
Just because most dont still doesnt disprove the fact that some do.
User avatar #193 to #141 - pazinenis (01/02/2013) [-]
Idiot saved the thumbnail rather than the photo.
HUR DUR HERPA DERP DERP.
#146 to #141 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
But I never said... Oh **** it. We're both getting red thumbs, and its late where I'm at. Let's just agree to disagree
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