On a zerg note, "I'm heading to your base, better - #79173918 added by lollytool at Tower of Sauron

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#50 - darthblam

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(01/02/2013) [-]

Now how the **** were the forces of Mordor able to build that monster without being noticed?

#53 to #50 - spydermonkee

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(01/02/2013) [-]

don't know if you watched the movie or read the book, but...they had a giant ******* army, along with a giant ******* wall. all the way around mordor.

#51 to #50 - darthblam

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(01/02/2013) [-]

AND how the **** could you have a work force to build something that gigantic AND have a ******* huge army at the same time.
How the **** do you even feed that many people when all of your land is a ******* dead wasteland?
I call ******* hacks, Sauron went passed his food limit.

#111 to #51 - erosannin

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#102 to #51 - roadtodawn

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(01/02/2013) [-]

If I remember correctly from the books, Sauron's armies were kept in Gorgoroth near Barad-dur and Mount Doom which is why Aragorn and the others had to draw them to the Black Gate so Frodo and Sam could cross the plains to Mount Doom. But in Nurn, which was far enough away from Mount Doom to not be a complete wasteland, he actually had a **** ton of of slaves and evil men from east of Mordor that did nothing but produce food for his armies.

If I remember correctly from the books, Sauron's armies were kept in Gorgoroth near Barad-dur and Mount Doom which is why Aragorn and the others had to draw them to the Black Gate so Frodo and Sam could cross the plains to Mount Doom. But in Nurn, which was far enough away from Mount Doom to not be a complete wasteland, he actually had a **** ton of of slaves and evil men from east of Mordor that did nothing but produce food for his armies.

#90 to #51 - supersaiyajin

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(01/02/2013) [-]

Supposedly the southern regions of Morodr are more fertile and serve as farming and grazing lands for cows and ****, which then serve as food.

#82 to #51 - hubertinho

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(01/02/2013) [-]

theyre orcs, guessing they dont need food since theyre like born from mud and lava and ****

#65 to #51 - potatot

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(01/02/2013) [-]

I don't understand why that was thumbed down.

#74 to #65 - darthblam

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(01/02/2013) [-]

I don't either, I guess someone just read a part of the comment and ignored the obvious joke at the end.

I don't either, I guess someone just read a part of the comment and ignored the obvious joke at the end.

#76 to #74 - potatot

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(01/02/2013) [-]

Well I found it ******* hilarious.

#61 to #51 - srskate

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(01/02/2013) [-]

he used the extractor trick to get over 200/200 supply

he used the extractor trick to get over 200/200 supply

#78 to #61 - lollytool

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(01/02/2013) [-]

Oh god, I've gotta do this when playing with a mate of me, he'll get so ******* confused.

#80 to #78 - srskate

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(01/02/2013) [-]

and then 8 pool him
lull him into a sense of security when he scouts two gas, and then STRIKE!

#94 to #80 - lollytool

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(01/02/2013) [-]

On a zerg note, "I'm heading to your base, better be prepared, played a hundred games, never built a lair"

#135 to #94 - srskate

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(01/02/2013) [-]

thats the greatest line I've ever heard.

What race does your friend play?

#154 to #135 - lollytool

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(01/02/2013) [-]

Zerg, we both do.

#159 to #154 - srskate

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(01/02/2013) [-]

Ahh, I have no tips for you then.
However, against any terrans, winfestors.

#81 to #80 - lollytool

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(01/02/2013) [-]

He'd probably murder rape me for it XD

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