m00t as a child

I feel like that is how I will be a parent.

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I think this would be more like moot as a child.

I feel like as a parent, one of the ways I'll punish my kids is by scaring their moist ass sweat out of them. For example, if driving, I'll pretend to go into a coma as punishment.

>Be me driving
>Me: Alright three, I told you for the last time, quiet down!
>Me: What was that?!
>Me: Alright! *drops head and doesn't say anything*
>Me: *car starts to swurve*
>Three: *sobbing* Daddy!? Daddy stop!

>3rd grade
>new girl at school
>school finishes
>leave with the rest of the class
>girl stays
>go back in because I forgot something
>new girl standing there crying, with a puddle of piss under her
>teacher trying to comfort her
>me "Who spilled applejuice?" thinking it actually was
>teacher just stares at me while the girl cries in embarrassment
>new girl never came back to school

It's not funny when you're the one who has to clean it, and as she rushed to the bathroom to finish it just slid out like nothing so there was also about 20 feet of floor that needed to be mopped. I had the worst summer job.

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and then she killed herself

OP's house

>Painting schools for summer job
>Gotta shit really bad, just gonna finish one more wall
>Alone in room, squatting to clean paint off floor
>Tiny fart coming, think nothing of it
>MFW explosive diarrhea directly into my paint tray and I now have to somehow explain shit in my paint tray

>be me
>be in 2nd grade
>ask teacher to use bathroom
>teacher tells me to go back to seat and wait
>wait 20 mins
>ask teacher again
>she snapped at me and told me to wait till i get home
>stomach gurgling like mt. Vesuvius
>pull down pants and shit out half my bodyweight
>not a fuck was given that day

i think its pretty normal to find that funny

**sokolftw rolled a random image posted in comment #2351323 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Here goes nothing. MFW I poop taco bell

My best friend in elementary school got suspended for 2 days for laughing at a kid who fell into a trash can.