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#106 - organicglory (01/02/2013) [-]
>at sleepover   
>one of my friends falls asleep first   
>"i'll show him"   
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave   
>smear on sleeping friends face   
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up   
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face   
>he freaks out   
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise   
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
>at sleepover
>one of my friends falls asleep first
>"i'll show him"
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave
>smear on sleeping friends face
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face
>he freaks out
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
#126 to #106 - sheperdofthestars (01/02/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
10/10 would read again.
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