>at sleepover
>one of my friends falls asleep first
>"i'll show him"
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave
>smear on sleeping friends face
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face
>he freaks out
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise