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#106
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organicglory (01/02/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
>at sleepover
>one of my friends falls asleep first
>"i'll show him"
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave
>smear on sleeping friends face
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face
>he freaks out
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
>one of my friends falls asleep first
>"i'll show him"
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave
>smear on sleeping friends face
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face
>he freaks out
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
My buddies and I used to sockbox.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
The socks made no difference to the pain
It's exactly what it sounds like.
The socks made no difference to the pain
#93
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bigdogmt (01/02/2013) [-]
>Be in 5th grade
>two best friends staying at my house
>decide to stay up all night and beat Custom Robo and Geist for the GC
>damnstraightniga.jpg
>first friend falls asleep at 12 like a cock juggling monkey fucker
>"we'll show him"
>other friend and i start to draw on his face
>and i mean fucking draw, his face was our magnificent canvas and those crayolas were our mighty brush
>completly cover his face like an inner-city concrete wall
>realize we used the permanent markers instead of the washable ones
>ohshit.jpg "what have we done?!"
>forget about because fuck him and we have to beat custom robo before the morning light
>stay up all night like a couple of prepubescent badasses
>don't say anything to friend, he goes home not knowing
>mom gets a call from his mom freaking out because he has to go to some gay ass formal thing
>get grounded for fucking up my friend's face
>MFW we managed to beat Custom Robo on the hardest difficulty
>two best friends staying at my house
>decide to stay up all night and beat Custom Robo and Geist for the GC
>damnstraightniga.jpg
>first friend falls asleep at 12 like a cock juggling monkey fucker
>"we'll show him"
>other friend and i start to draw on his face
>and i mean fucking draw, his face was our magnificent canvas and those crayolas were our mighty brush
>completly cover his face like an inner-city concrete wall
>realize we used the permanent markers instead of the washable ones
>ohshit.jpg "what have we done?!"
>forget about because fuck him and we have to beat custom robo before the morning light
>stay up all night like a couple of prepubescent badasses
>don't say anything to friend, he goes home not knowing
>mom gets a call from his mom freaking out because he has to go to some gay ass formal thing
>get grounded for fucking up my friend's face
>MFW we managed to beat Custom Robo on the hardest difficulty
#58
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tyroneisanigger (01/02/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
One time I went to the movies with two of my friends (girls). Once the movies got out we were walking to my car to go back to their houses and mine, My car wouldn't start and the theater is 35 miles away,it was a stressful situation, I tell them theres nothing I can do and we'll have to spend the night in the car, call triple A in the morning and go. So all was planned and we spent the night in the car, and since there was two girls they decided they wanted to use "pillows" their soft(ish) purses in a pillow fight, but it was just the two ganging up on me, which being a guy, I didn't have a purse to fight back and they kept hitting me, later after they were really tired out, we had a threesome and that's how I lost my virginity at the age of 21.
You know what we always used to do?
Put a mattress in the swimming pool, usually takes a crane to get it out.
Put a mattress in the swimming pool, usually takes a crane to get it out.
#129
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scumbagposter (01/02/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
**scumbagposter rolled a random image posted in comment #424827 at Anime & Manga **Why i fight with in guy sleepover
Pillow fights always start fun....then always end horribly.
#103
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trevorsta (01/02/2013) [+]
(15 replies)
My sleep overs:
Become LANs of 5-20 friends and friends of friends
Play basically everything we can think of
go out and smoke hubly every few rounds
midnight food run (McD's or KFC usually)
do weird shit on the way there and back
eat, game, repeat if you still have food
6 a.m feeltired.jpg
everyone stands on roof as the sun comes up
half pass out at 8 other half go running (and passes out when we get home)
sleep 30 minutes usually and do it again
Worthit.avi
Pic related
Become LANs of 5-20 friends and friends of friends
Play basically everything we can think of
go out and smoke hubly every few rounds
midnight food run (McD's or KFC usually)
do weird shit on the way there and back
eat, game, repeat if you still have food
6 a.m feeltired.jpg
everyone stands on roof as the sun comes up
half pass out at 8 other half go running (and passes out when we get home)
sleep 30 minutes usually and do it again
Worthit.avi
Pic related
when i goto a slumber party
we normally attack the shit out of each other with massive ass pillows
i have one that has feathers in it and a bit of foam inside so
the spikes of the feathers and the hardness of the foam is a killer
i dont get invited to partys anymore
we normally attack the shit out of each other with massive ass pillows
i have one that has feathers in it and a bit of foam inside so
the spikes of the feathers and the hardness of the foam is a killer
i dont get invited to partys anymore