Guy Sleepovers. credits to the creator. PILLOW’ CONFIRMED: duty'. OP's sleepover dont know who that bastard is
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#24 - godmaks
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(01/02/2013) [-]
OP's sleepover
#28 to #24 - leddread **User deleted account**
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Saint's Row 3?
#106 - organicglory
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>at sleepover   
>one of my friends falls asleep first   
>"i'll show him"   
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave   
>smear on sleeping friends face   
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up   
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face   
>he freaks out   
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise   
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
>at sleepover
>one of my friends falls asleep first
>"i'll show him"
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave
>smear on sleeping friends face
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face
>he freaks out
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
#126 to #106 - sheperdofthestars
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(01/02/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
10/10 would read again.
#22 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Got drunk with my boys a few days ago. We tried to watch Ted, my friend puked, and everyone fell asleep.
User avatar #17 - paronix
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(01/02/2013) [-]
My buddies and I used to sockbox.

It's exactly what it sounds like.

The socks made no difference to the pain
User avatar #37 to #17 - ulquiorratheespada
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(01/02/2013) [-]
My buddies and I used to cockbox.

It's exactly what it sounds like.

I came three times.
User avatar #39 to #37 - paronix
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(01/02/2013) [-]
... That might actually be less painful than sockboxing.

seriously man those socks did nothing. That **** hurts

Leave my anus alone
#70 to #37 - snipys
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Cockbox you say?
#93 - bigdogmt
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>Be in 5th grade   
>two best friends staying at my house   
>decide to stay up all night and beat Custom Robo and Geist for the GC   
>damnstraightniga.jpg   
>first friend falls asleep at 12 like a cock juggling monkey ******   
>"we'll show him"   
>other friend and i start to draw on his face   
>and i mean ******* draw, his face was our magnificent canvas and those crayolas were our mighty brush   
>completly cover his face like an inner-city concrete wall    
>realize we used the permanent markers instead of the washable ones   
>******.jpg "what have we done?!"   
>forget about because **** him and we have to beat custom robo before the morning light   
>stay up all night like a couple of prepubescent badasses   
>don't say anything to friend, he goes home not knowing   
>mom gets a call from his mom freaking out because he has to go to some gay ass formal thing   
>get grounded for ******* up my friend's face   
>MFW we managed to beat Custom Robo on the hardest difficulty
>Be in 5th grade
>two best friends staying at my house
>decide to stay up all night and beat Custom Robo and Geist for the GC
>damnstraightniga.jpg
>first friend falls asleep at 12 like a cock juggling monkey ******
>"we'll show him"
>other friend and i start to draw on his face
>and i mean ******* draw, his face was our magnificent canvas and those crayolas were our mighty brush
>completly cover his face like an inner-city concrete wall
>realize we used the permanent markers instead of the washable ones
>******.jpg "what have we done?!"
>forget about because **** him and we have to beat custom robo before the morning light
>stay up all night like a couple of prepubescent badasses
>don't say anything to friend, he goes home not knowing
>mom gets a call from his mom freaking out because he has to go to some gay ass formal thing
>get grounded for ******* up my friend's face
>MFW we managed to beat Custom Robo on the hardest difficulty
#58 - tyroneisanigger
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One time I went to the movies with two of my friends (girls). Once the movies got out we were walking to my car to go back to their houses and mine, My car wouldn't start and the theater is 35 miles away,it was a stressful situation, I tell them theres nothing I can do and we'll have to spend the night in the car, call triple A in the morning and go. So all was planned and we spent the night in the car, and since there was two girls they decided they wanted to use "pillows" their soft(ish) purses in a pillow fight, but it was just the two ganging up on me, which being a guy, I didn't have a purse to fight back and they kept hitting me, later after they were really tired out, we had a threesome and that's how I lost my virginity at the age of 21.
User avatar #59 to #58 - milfordcubicle
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(01/02/2013) [-]
oh
#18 - crazyolitis
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MFW I'm getting ready for a pillow fight.
MFW I'm getting ready for a pillow fight.
User avatar #30 to #18 - weareboss
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this made me laugh quite a bit!
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazyolitis
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Glad to be of service.
User avatar #61 to #18 - thewasteland
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Source?
User avatar #156 to #61 - crazyolitis
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6QBqCNuB3g or search on youtube for EXTREMELY ANGRY SHEPARD.
#63 to #61 - anon id: 8783c0b2
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extremely angry shepard search it up on youtube
User avatar #4 - joeyliquid
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I actually had a mattress fight.. It was at a hotel and they were single beds so the mattress weren't that heavy since it was just a decent hotel. But jesus christ, I got slammed by the corner of one of those things and thought Mike Tyson had come back from the Grave.
#29 to #4 - fuckatron
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Mike Tyson is still alive...
User avatar #16 - Timmietim
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(01/02/2013) [-]
You know what we always used to do?

Put a mattress in the swimming pool, usually takes a crane to get it out.