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#3 - ykaliber (01/01/2013) [-]
Actually, that is brilliant! What if you made a candy cane thát sharp it could puncture someone heart? The warmth of the core temperature of the human body would dissolve the sugary structure of the weapon leaving behind no evidence... it would be like, the perfect kill...
#90 to #3 - jakeattack (01/02/2013) [-]
or you know, not leave the murder weapon behind, but that might work. no lawyer is gonna be like the defendant killed her with a candy cane.
User avatar #28 to #3 - Theyneverknow (01/02/2013) [-]
..You're thinking of icicles
Not candy
Candy doesn't melt in the human body
User avatar #24 to #3 - maxismahname ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
make bullets with it
User avatar #5 to #3 - blahness (01/01/2013) [-]
or, you know,
use ice
#6 to #5 - ykaliber (01/01/2013) [-]
Wait, what... that is even more genius!
User avatar #13 to #6 - kobemamba (01/01/2013) [-]
Called the "Spy-cicle"
User avatar #7 to #6 - chrolt (01/01/2013) [-]
Even better, freeze your piss, and stab someone to death with your own urine!

Or blood. Kill someone with your own blood... Litterally. That's pretty metal.
#8 to #7 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [-]
Then they would find your blood all over the dead body
#18 to #8 - angelious ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
use your victims blood
User avatar #9 to #8 - chrolt (01/01/2013) [-]
It's not about DNA it's a bout sending a message. I will bleed on you violently till you die. Then ******* know not to mess with you. Cause noone wants to fight a crazy guy.

Plus you can mix it in with some bleach or some **** and ruin the DNA. Dunno how much to mix in, but I'm pretty sure it can be done.
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