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#3 - ykaliber (01/01/2013) [+] (16 replies)

Actually, that is brilliant! What if you made a candy cane thát sharp it could puncture someone heart? The warmth of the core temperature of the human body would dissolve the sugary structure of the weapon leaving behind no evidence... it would be like, the perfect kill...

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#5 to #3 - blahness (01/01/2013) [-]

or, you know,
use ice

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#6 to #5 - ykaliber (01/01/2013) [-]

Wait, what... that is even more genius!

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#7 to #6 - chrolt (01/01/2013) [-]

Even better, freeze your piss, and stab someone to death with your own urine!

Or blood. Kill someone with your own blood... Litterally. That's pretty metal.

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#15 to #7 - RazzberryRipper (01/01/2013) [-]

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#10 to #7 - skateabuga (01/01/2013) [-]

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#8 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (01/01/2013) [-]

Then they would find your blood all over the dead body

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#9 to #8 - chrolt (01/01/2013) [-]

It's not about DNA it's a bout sending a message. I will bleed on you violently till you die. Then fuckers know not to mess with you. Cause noone wants to fight a crazy guy.

Plus you can mix it in with some bleach or some shit and ruin the DNA. Dunno how much to mix in, but I'm pretty sure it can be done.

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#18 to #8 - angelious (01/02/2013) [-]

use your victims blood

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#41 to #7 - traycepickering ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]

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#13 to #6 - kobemamba (01/01/2013) [-]

Called the "Spy-cicle"

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#11 to #3 - renkelvin (01/01/2013) [-]

I conclude you never read or saw detective conan!

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#90 to #3 - jakeattack (01/02/2013) [-]

or you know, not leave the murder weapon behind, but that might work. no lawyer is gonna be like the defendant killed her with a candy cane.

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#28 to #3 - Theyneverknow (01/02/2013) [-]

..You're thinking of icicles
Not candy
Candy doesn't melt in the human body

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#24 to #3 - maxismahname (01/02/2013) [-]

make bullets with it

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#16 - monsieurtimeywimey (01/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)

33% approval with two votes
what

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#19 to #16 - sao (01/02/2013) [-]

Imagine this. Kate, Bill, Sphincter, Lettuce, Jackoff, and Unibrow all answer the question. Kate gets 2 votes, Bill gets 1, Sphincter gets 1, Lettuce gets 0, Jackoff gets 1, and Unibrow gets 1. Now tell me, what percentage of the votes does Kate have?

MrPradre, I'm just giving him an image.

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#23 to #19 - doctorgiano (01/02/2013) [-]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SPHICTER, LETTUCE, JACKOFF AND UNIBROW.
Oh God, I can't stop laughing

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#27 to #16 - seawrath (01/02/2013) [-]

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#26 to #16 - normann (01/02/2013) [-]

4 people voted on other comments

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#17 to #16 - MrPadre (01/02/2013) [-]

4 other entries got one vote each maybe

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#35 - ishotthedeputy (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

>33%
>2 Votes

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#42 to #35 - thejerseyjenn (01/02/2013) [-]

maybe there were 6 voters..

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#43 - snerus (01/02/2013) [-]

You know, you could just hit them with it. I hear people drop health packs when you kill someone with it.

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#88 - essp **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)

BAN ALL CANDIES

THEY'RE ASSAULT WEAPONS

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#108 to #88 - kaycie (01/02/2013) [-]

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#141 to #88 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/02/2013) [-]

They've already started

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#2 - squishypyro (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)

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#12 to #2 - hemming (01/01/2013) [-]

Why sharpen a candy cane when he already have a knife...?

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#14 to #12 - evilanakie (01/01/2013) [-]

eash knife has a set blade shape
so if you stab someone they can find out what model it was and then find the knife and dna
no matter how much you clean it will always be there
wait theres acid
hue

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#157 to #14 - hemming (01/02/2013) [-]

There's no way they can find the knife model by looking at the wound...

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#29 to #2 - Theyneverknow (01/02/2013) [-]

"What are you making?"
"A knife"
"You're making a knife with a knife?"
"Got a better way?"
10 Internets to whoever gets the reference

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#79 - HarvietheDinkle (01/02/2013) [-]

"report abuse"

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#73 - whopperinfection (01/02/2013) [-]

<---This came back to my head...

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#50 - AmaterasuNoOkami (01/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I'm more concerned that the question is listed as "resolved".

My god he actually did it.

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#52 to #50 - beefking (01/02/2013) [-]

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #411522 at Anime & Manga **

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#70 to #50 - elevation (01/02/2013) [-]

Brother? I'm so frightened.

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#95 - quall **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)

My brother cut a candy cane to a knife-like shape, then ran into my room and sliced my face. I agreed to say to my mom that the cat did it.

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#116 to #95 - kanatana (01/02/2013) [-]

**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Trips aren't always tons of fun... ** Good Guy Brother: Gets shanked by sibling, blames it on pet.
Bad Luck Brother: Cat gets blamed for brother, gets euthanized.

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#107 to #95 - kaycie (01/02/2013) [-]

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#137 to #95 - buthow (01/02/2013) [-]

I got a similar story if you wanna hear it (just brother related). My older brother was chasing me down the street shooting at me with a BB gun. He then put the gun back in the house where my little brother found it and shot the new plasma screen TV (back in 2007 plasma screens were less common.) Although I was outside and my older brother was in his room I blamed the busted TV on myself. My parents were so angry.

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#20 - demonfish (01/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)

The answer is yes, and I have tried it before.

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#25 to #20 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]

Kept breaking on my skin before entering, so no peppermint flavored blood~ahue

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#31 to #25 - N. Korean citizen (01/02/2013) [-]

get help emo

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#33 to #31 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]

Honestly I was joking.

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#61 to #33 - grumpythefirst (01/02/2013) [-]

**grumpythefirst rolls 34** I thought it was funny. A joke is a joke.

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#128 - ultracougar (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Good thing they have this.

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#142 to #128 - shucknorris (01/02/2013) [-]

Oh god, my sides.

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#77 - shreddddzd (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

as if half the shit we see asked on yahoo answers isn't just trolls

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#156 to #77 - notstill (01/02/2013) [-]

still pretty funny

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#47 - ljhpie ONLINE (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I hate when people respond to a question with other questions for the sake of being funny.

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#48 to #47 - techketzer (01/02/2013) [-]

Why didn't you take your butthurt to /hating/?

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#63 - N. Korean citizen (01/02/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 22,727**. This just happened

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#151 - tsoper (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

types of people that piss me off

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#155 to #151 - notstill (01/02/2013) [-]

If you're a female virgin I'm pretty fucking sure you'd know if you had been raped or not.

I'm talking about the hymen, just incase you didn't know.

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#149 - qjmihuia (01/02/2013) [-]

**qjmihuia rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Barney Stinson's trunk ** mfw posts like that

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#75 - N. Korean citizen (01/02/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 635** tripsville?

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#74 - N. Korean citizen (01/02/2013) [-]

**anonymous rolls 8,106** im taking you all to quad town

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#71 - N. Korean citizen (01/02/2013) [-]

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