Condescending Obama

shut up nigger they're megabloks

aw fuck... don't you ruin this for me... don't you make that observation. fuck megabloks man, fuck megabloks...

Actually they look like Duplo blocks. A division of Lego. The more you know.

What the fuck, did you just make eye contact with me, you little weedle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Pokemon Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed captures. I am trained in competitive battling and I’m the very best battler in the entire Pokemon league like no one ever fucking was. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will status the fuck out of your Pokemon with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before in this region, mark my fucking moveset. You think you can just boost your evasion and dodge all my attacks? Think again, haxer. As we speak I am contacting my secret flock of Noctowl across the Johto region and your identity is being foresighted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that knocks out the pathetic little thing you call your party. They've fucking fainted, kid. I can battle anywhere, anytime, and I can KO your Pokemon in over one hundred seventy ways, and that’s just with my Mew. Not only have I captured Arceus, but I have access to its entire vast movepool and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “competitive” strategy of setting up entry hazards was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have attacked while I Swords Danced. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit ExtremeSpeed all over you and you will ragequit over it. You’ve fucking blacked out, kiddo.

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea that's right you can’t do shit you fucking pussy… if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I’ll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I’ll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You’ve been warned, motherfucker. don’t FUCK WITH ME again.
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend who’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I don't think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

it's funnier when it's changed to something relating to the picture... just saying :/

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