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#68 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
*Ring*

Yes, you've reached the offices of /b/ Exterminators...Giant horde of rats? Hrm, well, lets see, do you have a Blender? No? How about a weed whacker? ...Shit man, alrightalrightalright, lets see...Potato masher? How many do you have? ...Two? It'll have to do. Alright, dual wield those motherfuckers, and charge them naked...Yes, you have to be naked, it's to put the fear of Rat-God in them.

...Alright, so is it...Dangling from your foreskin? Hrm, alright, just...like try to smash the thing off, like you're teeing off at golf...Torn off? Er...Mavel Tov?
#120 to #68 - overlordss (01/02/2013) [-]
fucking lost it at "rat-god"! have a thumb good sir
fucking lost it at "rat-god"! have a thumb good sir
#123 to #120 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I'd send you a pic of him, but all I managed to get was Rat Jesus. He ate Cheese Flavored Arsenic off of a mousetrap for your sins!
#116 to #68 - karnax (01/02/2013) [-]
>Mavel Tov
>Mavel Tov
User avatar #117 to #116 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Is it really so shocking that Epic Fail Guy fails at Jewishness as well?
#69 to #68 - rocketcock (01/02/2013) [-]
too long, voted down.
User avatar #131 to #69 - skinless (01/02/2013) [-]
to long, voted down
User avatar #85 to #69 - uwue (01/02/2013) [-]
The last thing that was too long voted down your throat.
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#141 to #85 - rocketcock Comment deleted by uwue [-]
User avatar #143 to #141 - uwue (01/03/2013) [-]
meh
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