THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
YOU TURN AROUND AND YOUR
FRIENDS ARE KISSING EACH OTHER.
Next time when that happens, quietly
and smoothly approach them, gently
place your hands on their backs, and
say as softly as possible:
i know a place where the three of us
could... have some fun. "
Be sure to breathe through your mouth
a bit. Do not smile. Stare at each
friend f second at a time. if the
ensuing silence goes on for longer than
4 seconds, gently start moving your
hands, caressing their backs.
i can promise you, they' ll never kiss
each other the same way, ever again.