>be in junior high
>two of my friends are going out
>after school, they're getting a little close to each other
>They start hugging each other and staring into the other's eyes
>About to lean in for a smooch
>HowBoutNo.jpeg
>run towards them screaming "MOOD RUINER" at the top of my lungs, much like Leroy Jenkins
>I slipped under their arms and shimmied my way up
>I am now sandwiched between their embrace
>I alternate looking both of them in the eyes
>"It's illegal to own six or more dildos in Texas."
>Move their arms aside like double doors
>My work here is done
>Mfw walking away