No more evens to can't.. . THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE KISSING EACH OTHER. Next time when that happens, quietly and smoothly a
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No more evens to can't.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
YOU TURN AROUND AND YOUR
FRIENDS ARE KISSING EACH OTHER.
Next time when that happens, quietly
and smoothly approach them, gently
place your hands on their backs, and
say as softly as possible:
i know a place where the three of us
could... have some fun. "
Be sure to breathe through your mouth
a bit. Do not smile. Stare at each
friend f second at a time. if the
ensuing silence goes on for longer than
4 seconds, gently start moving your
hands, caressing their backs.
i can promise you, they' ll never kiss
each other the same way, ever again.
...
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#1 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
or you could just whip your dick out and masturbate while staring into their eyes.   
They'll never kiss each other ever again.
or you could just whip your dick out and masturbate while staring into their eyes.
They'll never kiss each other ever again.
User avatar #3 - camerel (01/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
see, the problem with this scenario are all of my friends are fucking weirdo's. so if i did that, they would literally start debating where the best place would be.
#94 - herefortheporno (01/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>be in junior high   
>two of my friends are going out   
>after school, they're getting a little close to each other   
>They start hugging each other and staring into the other's eyes   
>About to lean in for a smooch   
>HowBoutNo.jpeg   
>run towards them screaming "MOOD RUINER" at the top of my lungs, much like Leroy Jenkins   
>I slipped under their arms and shimmied my way up   
>I am now sandwiched between their embrace   
>I alternate looking both of them in the eyes   
>"It's illegal to own six or more dildos in Texas."   
>Move their arms aside like double doors   
>My work here is done   
>Mfw walking away
>be in junior high
>two of my friends are going out
>after school, they're getting a little close to each other
>They start hugging each other and staring into the other's eyes
>About to lean in for a smooch
>HowBoutNo.jpeg
>run towards them screaming "MOOD RUINER" at the top of my lungs, much like Leroy Jenkins
>I slipped under their arms and shimmied my way up
>I am now sandwiched between their embrace
>I alternate looking both of them in the eyes
>"It's illegal to own six or more dildos in Texas."
>Move their arms aside like double doors
>My work here is done
>Mfw walking away
#19 - kajenkajon (01/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Tried it, but for some strange reason my mom and dad said yes? What do?
#6 - ximz ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
that is the weirdest.......

Not a bad idea
#14 - maddboiy (01/01/2013) [-]
tried it, didn't work, now i just use a tazer
#102 - dacheez (01/02/2013) [-]
> Be in a night club last week   
>See two people making out   
>"Pffft if i'm not getting any, neither are you two"   
>Rub beard on the couple's face, making them kiss my beard   
>ruin their moment, like a MAN!
> Be in a night club last week
>See two people making out
>"Pffft if i'm not getting any, neither are you two"
>Rub beard on the couple's face, making them kiss my beard
>ruin their moment, like a MAN!
#5 - kirigaya (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sorry to say but it didn't work as expected, friends said yes. Now i look like a coward if i pussy out.
#51 - seniorpokeman (01/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
...MY FUCKING FRIEND HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR FUCKING MONTHS TO ME AND MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND! FUCK YOU RYAN, YOU SKINNY IRISH CUNT!
User avatar #89 - zaywoot ONLINE (01/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The thing about my friends is, they would probably go have a 3-way with me... They are very open sexually...
#161 - strawberryyogurt (01/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<--- or you can just do this
<--- or you can just do this
#116 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
WHAT IF THEY ARE BOTH GIRLSSSS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#72 - babyweewee (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#65 - lolzordz (01/02/2013) [-]
when i walk in on my friend kissing his gf
User avatar #158 - jcmonster (01/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be me, straight female
>get drunk at best friend's party
>she's a lesbian
>i'm a lightweight, she leads me to her room and lays me on her bed
>i pass out
>wake up to schlicking sounds and the smell of pussy
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>best friend and her girlfriend are fingering each other on the bed next to me
>too drunk to get up, decide to wait it out and try to sleep
>they finish
>they begin again
>they do this two more times
>finally i get up and go to the living room
>everyone is passed out except best friend's brother and 2 guys
>brother asks "hey, wanna go to my room?"
>"not really"
>"wanna play resident evil?"
>"sure"
>we play resident evil
>pretty alright night
#135 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get it?
#31 - douchebuttt (01/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
... And what if they accept?
... And what if they accept?
#86 - projectnero (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**projectnero rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Hidden phone ** Oh look I've posted this one before, interesting.
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