Missile. . YOU KNOW YOU ARE SCREWED WHEN A MISSILE LANDS NEXT TO YOU iron man tony stark Dino Porn lol
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - blokrokker
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#11 - SmoggyDwarf
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Blue paint on the explosive means it's a dummy, or training round. It would be nice to see movies get it right. Yellow, means High Explosive, and Brown means that what ever it is can burn the **** out of you if you're too close. Take this AIM-120 AMRAAM for example, yellow band for the warhead, and Brown bands for the rocket motor section. I apologize for the rant but every time I see a movie with blue band ordinance, it irritates me.
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User avatar #189 to #11 - lordmoldywart
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You must be so fun at parties
User avatar #219 to #11 - blokrokker
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Is red-band ordnance a thing?
User avatar #342 to #219 - SmoggyDwarf
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No, if you're seeing a red band on a missle or ordinance, it means that the area of what ever you looking at is a "No lift zone" . Usually the red band is around the window that the missile uses to track it's target, if you screw up and crush that bad boy, you're looking at about $100,000 in damage.
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Makes sense. Good to know.
#341 to #11 - anon id: 18b428a5
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So, what you're saying is, my ***** can burn the **** out of you if you're too close, and my piss is highly explosive?
User avatar #343 to #341 - SmoggyDwarf
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If you believe. Anything is possible.
User avatar #23 to #11 - theundone
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themoreyouknow.png
User avatar #65 to #11 - redJericho
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Well if it's that big and that damn close to him, yet it doesn't kill him when it explodes, I should hope it's only a practice round and not high-explosive.
User avatar #29 to #11 - flybager
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That's... sorta usefull information
#55 to #11 - shiftyscent
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You gave me knowledge-boner.   
And I have to say, I really do enjoy people such as yourself that can convey knowledge in this manner, please carry on doing so.
You gave me knowledge-boner.
And I have to say, I really do enjoy people such as yourself that can convey knowledge in this manner, please carry on doing so.
User avatar #100 to #55 - SmoggyDwarf
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Thanks, knowing explosives is what the Air Force pays me for. Plus it never hurts to know those color codes. You'll never know when something crazy might happen.
#25 to #11 - thechosentroll
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Not everyone goes to /k/, therefore. It wouldn't make a lick of difference if they got it right, since a total of maybe 0.001% of the people who watched that movie even noticed that.
#42 to #11 - fuckyouiamcat
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Your comment made me smarter. Thank you.
#98 to #42 - robodarkvision
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**robodarkvision rolled a random comment #58 posted by dishie at Take that! ** :I can't be the only one that HATES SPARTAN SARAH PALMER
**robodarkvision rolled a random comment #58 posted by dishie at Take that! ** :
I can't be the only one that HATES SPARTAN SARAH PALMER
#271 to #98 - spysappinmysasha
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he hates Sarah Palmer....I think its because she didnt give him a palmer...
User avatar #14 to #11 - envinite
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It's sucks to see a movie when you know everything right?
User avatar #12 - commanderbunbun
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i don't get it, his name is Industries?
User avatar #15 to #12 - manofparody
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No, his middle name is Industries. His last name is Stark. His full name is Tony Industries Stark.
#28 - pentagon
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Irony man.
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that ******* dog...looking all smug and ****
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**anunamoose rolled user jordandovon **
#139 to #138 - anunamoose
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This is for you, jordandovon!
#155 to #139 - jordandovon
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Hurray!

I always wanted a missile with my name on it!
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unrelated
#288 to #155 - raigen
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User avatar #193 to #139 - DiabloStrawhat
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Your Microsoft paint skills are off the charts!
#191 to #139 - anon id: 668eb736
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does that mean jordandovon is iron man?
#301 to #191 - jordandovon
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I guess so.
I guess so.
#10 - anon id: 5a459cb9
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ITS A MORTAR. not a missile. GOSH
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User avatar #22 to #10 - mattdoggy
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It looks like a mortar do to the stabilizing tail fins, but those are actually more common on a missile. You can also tell that it is a missile because of the shape. Mortars have a pear shape with the bulky end towards the front and a narrow end in the back with stabilizing tail fins. Also mortars work usually with a percussion fuse, meaning it explodes when it hits the ground. Missiles have a timed fuse or a proximity fuse which is meant to explode just above the ground or a short time after penetrating into the ground or through a building.
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..hell no. I.. uh uh uh like your ass
#51 - punnym
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Stark's last few second before the explosion.
#34 - minyman
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THIS IS NOW A HYPNOTOAD THREAD ......ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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#82 to #34 - urbanpenguin
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You're a shame for the blue names.
You're a shame for the blue names.
#137 to #82 - minyman
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yes I have seen the error of my ways
#99 to #82 - ninjabaconone
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Sorry if I sound dumb but what is a blue name and how might one acquire such an honor.
User avatar #119 to #99 - archangelnight
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I'm pretty sure it's if you're account on funnyjunk has been active for a year+.


Don't hold me to that.
User avatar #117 to #99 - thedarkestrogue
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a blue name is someone who has been here for (what is it now...two or more years?)
a long ass time.
#115 to #99 - jacoblolzer
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It means you've had an account on FJ for... Well before it got really popular. (Less popular than it is now)
AAAnd you don't.
#120 to #115 - ninjabaconone
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I did but I gave that account away.
#121 to #120 - jacoblolzer
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And why are you telling me this?
#123 to #121 - ninjabaconone
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I don't know I'm just sad that I gave it away sorry for bothering you
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#39 to #34 - durkadurka
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**** that.
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Have this.
Have this.
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#63 to #39 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2277890 at FJ RPG ** DAMMIT SPOODERMAN!
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no.
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User avatar #61 to #59 - pizzamuffins
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already posted.
User avatar #71 to #61 - jbanana
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oh..... that explains the red thumbs. Damned if im deleting the comment, that is for cowards!
#44 - fuckyouiamcat
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For some reason, I feel that the word "literally" doesn't belong there.   
   
I'm conflicted.
For some reason, I feel that the word "literally" doesn't belong there.

I'm conflicted.
User avatar #47 to #44 - Theyneverknow
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It is used correctly for once
Stark is his name, the word stark is on the missile
It literally has his name on it.
I'm sure you knew that anyway
#50 to #47 - fuckyouiamcat
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That's exactly why I'm conflicted. I know that it's used correctly up there. It just looked strange to me. I guess it's because I would've used the word "actually".
#49 to #44 - marlkarxthethird
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No, it belongs there. His name is LITERALLY on the missile. It is physically present on the surface of the explosive device. Usually the expression "-something- has your name on it" is used figuratively. In this case, it is literal.
No, it belongs there. His name is LITERALLY on the missile. It is physically present on the surface of the explosive device. Usually the expression "-something- has your name on it" is used figuratively. In this case, it is literal.
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Thanks Alex! I think I get it now!