Tosh. . e aging to to work mini. So you're walking in the club and this girl slaps your girlfriends ass. What do you do? Ugly Girl joke
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#12 - pasiusquotum (01/01/2013) [-]
So you're walking in the club and this girl slaps your girlfriends ass.

What do you do?
#39 to #12 - John Cena (01/01/2013) [-]
id still hit it
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User avatar #14 to #12 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
Threeway?
User avatar #21 to #12 - alphashell (01/01/2013) [-]
uhhh... sauce?
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User avatar #34 to #12 - derakus (01/01/2013) [-]
Scream ``GOD DAMN IT BILBHOE!``
User avatar #33 to #12 - gemleonn (01/01/2013) [-]
Give it back the ring
User avatar #37 to #12 - skergex (01/01/2013) [-]
Okay we'll do this. But the lights have to be OFF.
#15 to #12 - John Cena (01/01/2013) [-]
baggin that ****
#17 to #12 - douchebuttt (01/01/2013) [-]
Give it this...
User avatar #20 to #12 - foop (01/01/2013) [-]
put a bag on her head and **** the **** out of her
User avatar #36 to #12 - jsrf (01/01/2013) [-]
I would ask her why she slapped my hand
#45 to #12 - elgrind (01/01/2013) [-]
Cut the head and **** the body.
User avatar #32 to #12 - shnoople (01/01/2013) [-]
**** her with the lights off
User avatar #28 to #12 - bitchplzzz (01/01/2013) [-]
Call upon some priests. Or an exorcist. Or a heavily armed person who doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #41 to #12 - xldarkking (01/01/2013) [-]
paper bag, nuff said
User avatar #24 to #12 - galkawhm (01/01/2013) [-]
Wonder why the **** I have a girlfriend.
#26 - cjgnh (01/01/2013) [-]
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#11 - sweetellie (01/01/2013) [-]
I know for a fact that this is actually true.
I know for a fact that this is actually true.
User avatar #1 - cumsinbucket (01/01/2013) [-]
zoolander that is all
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User avatar #3 to #2 - cumsinbucket (01/01/2013) [-]
Don't be a Debbie downer.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - cumsinbucket (01/01/2013) [-]
All Ben Stiller movies are terrible.
User avatar #16 to #5 - swampert (01/01/2013) [-]
Clearly you haven't seen There's Something About Mary
#31 to #16 - slashendrix (01/01/2013) [-]
or Tropic Thunder
User avatar #57 to #31 - cumsinbucket (01/02/2013) [-]
that was a jack black movie for me
#59 to #57 - slashendrix (01/02/2013) [-]
but it was directed, produced, written, and acted by Ben Stiller. But for acting, Ithought it was a Robert Downey Jr. Movie.
User avatar #60 to #59 - cumsinbucket (01/02/2013) [-]
Brandon T. Jackson was also in that movie
#61 to #60 - slashendrix (01/02/2013) [-]
Yeah and Jay Baruchel and Nick Nolte and Danny McBride and also Tom Cruise and also that British corporate guy from the other guys. I forget his name.
#62 to #61 - cumsinbucket (01/02/2013) [-]
You know your **** I now concede.
< I have done what should never be done.
#63 to #62 - slashendrix (01/02/2013) [-]
It is alright man, and thank you. May your days upon FJ be fulfilling in your spiritual humor growth. Happy New Year.
User avatar #64 to #63 - cumsinbucket (01/02/2013) [-]
I'll probably just be **** and post things that get thumbed downed
User avatar #58 to #16 - cumsinbucket (01/02/2013) [-]
i haven't
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#7 to #6 - americanbaddass (01/01/2013) [-]
DOG! that is all
DOG! that is all
#38 - blockheadboy (01/01/2013) [-]
How ironic that Daniel Tosh never works.
User avatar #40 to #38 - makethingsworse (01/01/2013) [-]
Well, entertainers don't usually have jobs like we do. His job isn't easy at all. It's actually probably harder than your job.
#43 to #40 - ravyen (01/01/2013) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #46 to #43 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/01/2013) [-]
He has a point. Could you perform in front of big crowds for hours? Most likely not.
#47 to #46 - luckyspirit (01/01/2013) [-]
Any moron can do it. You just have to be offensive and/or vulgar enough to get attention. And what if Ravyen's job involves something like working with heavy machinery? Construction? Doctor? Being in the military? I'm pretty sure a career in entertainment isn't nearly as stressful and difficult as those.
Any moron can do it. You just have to be offensive and/or vulgar enough to get attention. And what if Ravyen's job involves something like working with heavy machinery? Construction? Doctor? Being in the military? I'm pretty sure a career in entertainment isn't nearly as stressful and difficult as those.
User avatar #49 to #47 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/01/2013) [-]
Are you serious? It's a lot of pressure, especially for hours. I'm not saying it's hard work compared to construction or being a doctor or anything, but it would be difficult.
User avatar #56 to #47 - xeightyfourx (01/02/2013) [-]
Try going up in front of thousands and millions each week and still finding a way to make them laugh. But hey, what can I say, I'm not a comedian so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #54 to #47 - unikornking ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
His job is harder because he doesn't have someone ordering him around giving him simple do this do that objectives.He has to create jokes [url deleted] may not be physically hard but it's mentally hard.
#52 to #46 - ravyen (01/02/2013) [-]
Not really, Tosh enjoys what he does and is naturally talented at it. He goes on stage and talks to a crowd, easily makes them laugh, and does it again the next night.

An hour of easy work every now and then that pays a lot of money.
User avatar #30 - xflipoutx (01/01/2013) [-]
This made it to the front page when I posted it too! Well done brother.
User avatar #10 - lamarsmithgot (01/01/2013) [-]
Daniel Tosh:

Lowering IQ's since 1975
#8 - kook (01/01/2013) [-]
That joke isn't even from that special

This is completely serious, the joke is from happy thoughts. 0/10 downvote
User avatar #55 - fuzzyballs (01/02/2013) [-]
no... you actually have to find someone with low standards
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#35 - naes (01/01/2013) [-]
Ever seen a hot female janitor that you couldn't tell had ****** up early on? neither has anyone else,
User avatar #27 - bitchplzzz (01/01/2013) [-]
...
Or you end up going for girls too.
Like the rest of the dykes.
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User avatar #29 to #22 - harrytheheadcrab ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
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