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College

Obviously not mine.

Why do you give us pm ta
at much busy wkwk? Prepare you For
college.
Meanwhale in
Make no mistake, college,.,
college will be much
new than high aasham.
Your pr' will be
much mare strict.
Most you
probably dent
have your
textbooks yet so
well end class
early today.
quizzes and exams.
the dates at all
the quizzes and
exams on your
syllabus
did I tell
you about
electronic
devices in my
classroom?!
b' CRN be serving detention
on Saturday For that one
I canceled
class on the
Friday ' e
Spring break.
We noticed
students wont
Show up anyway.
efr' ufda.
You wouldn' t last a day
in college.
tenured and don' t
feel like grading
long as you Show
up you' ll Pass.
Doghouse Diaries
lull."
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#8 - therealmagnum (01/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If only they were all like that...
#26 - olesc (01/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Class: Trampoline   
Needed to pass: Do a backflip   
Seriously... this is an actual class in my university
Class: Trampoline
Needed to pass: Do a backflip
Seriously... this is an actual class in my university
#7 - herpderpstrom (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mfw my university doesn't even require us to go to the lectures as long as we pass the tests. This is the easiest time of my school going experience so far.
mfw my university doesn't even require us to go to the lectures as long as we pass the tests. This is the easiest time of my school going experience so far.
#20 - pasiusquotum (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>mfw my final exam for speech was to watch 300
>mfw my final exam for speech was to watch 300
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just wait till you're going for your doctorate. **** changes quick.
#6 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/01/2013) [-]
don't want to be a doctor.
User avatar #33 - Lambda (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Unless you're an engineering student.
User avatar #44 - Shiny (01/01/2013) [-]
On the other hand, if your college experience is as mindlessly difficult and tedious as high school was, then you'll probably leave campus with the word "Doctor" affixed to your name.
User avatar #39 - beffen (01/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I loved college. I didn't turn up for one class for an entire year and the teacher still gave me 100% attendance. Failed my exam, but it's the thought that counts. Thank you Media teachers.
User avatar #19 - enjoythesilence (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Community college, where degrees don't matter--sure, this might be right.
#23 to #19 - dearlybeloved (01/01/2013) [-]
This is mostly the case at my 4 year uni.
This is mostly the case at my 4 year uni.
#41 - vegetatheprince (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Add alot of hangovers, and its spot on.
#49 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [+] (14 replies)
And then you go for a math class and none of that is true.
And then you go for a math class and none of that is true.
User avatar #3 - patgood (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
All of this except the last panel. My teachers at the uni don't do anything, some days they don't show at class at all, don't teach anything but they **** you over on exams.
User avatar #73 - thirdasscheek (01/01/2013) [-]
UNLESS you an Engineer
#65 - valolcat (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is this true?? it makes me wish I had actually gone to college
User avatar #75 to #65 - larfang ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
In my experience so far, it really is true. I can't say its true for all colleges but the classes I have taken have all been chill and the professors are kick ass.
#60 - Johannarin (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I read it left to right.
User avatar #70 to #60 - codyxvasco (01/01/2013) [-]
That's how you were supposed to read it.
#43 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/01/2013) [-]
Where the **** was this guy when I was getting my degree?
User avatar #2 - thechosentroll (12/31/2012) [-]
Technically what I'm at now is the equivalent of college and I have to say most of it is true. You have no idea how many times I've heard a teacher say "Eh, I don't feel so well. Pretend we did something." and leave. Some people only show up for tests, cheat like hell and have good grades.
User avatar #42 - ronyx (01/01/2013) [-]
If it's stuff you really need to learn for your career then I think you'll rather find another class.
User avatar #1 - quitethedelicacy (12/31/2012) [-]
Pretty much sounds like my school.

Half of my classes get cancelled because teachers don't feel like teaching, i get days off for no reason (like getting the day off for 12/21/12), they tell you exactly what to learn and you pass even if you have bad grades. They simply don't give an eff.
#36 - firesky (01/01/2013) [-]
Depends on what you study.

I'm studying Health Informatics and because there are so many people and Informatics is the youngest department at the University and therefore has the lowest resources of all departments they make a bunch of KO-tests in nearly each course of the first 2 semesters (This semester there were 900 beginners and in each course about 300 places +-50 for them and people which didn't pass it so far)

We also have to do "homework" in a couple of courses and in each course about 3 tests.

They also introduced a so called STEOP (Study entry and orientation phase) where you have to pass a couple of courses to get into courses of the third semester or higher.

In Informatics it's 7 courses where you have a KO-Test after a month.
My buddy studies city and regional planning and has 2 courses STEOP where one is just a introduction in the first week where he had to write an 200 word essay and the other one has one test at the end of the semester.
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