Take that!

"Thought you'd be taller"
>hwat

I THOUGHT YOU"D BE TALLER? I THOUGHT YOU'D BE TALLER? BITCH, THIS IS MASTER CHIEF, YOUR WANNABE ASS SPARTAN BETTER SHOW SOME RESPECT BEFORE HE SLAPS A HOE!!!





yes, I was slightly upset at that comment

fixed

>Be me
>Be sleeping 4 years after saving humanity
>Crash land (again)
>Starts to save humanity (twice)
>After saving humanity see new spartan
>Dafuq
>"I thought you would be taller"
>Gettingrealtiredofyourshit.png

He's already freakishly tall though. He's like 7'2".

<She's as tall as an adult male in the game and Chief towers over her.

This part fucking annoyed me. This guy, the guy who saved all of humanity single-handedly comes back and fucks everything up which the Spartan 4's failed at, and she's gonna be a complete asshole.

This will be very usefull.

i bet cortana fed him any witty one liners he ever said

guys, calm your nipples, she said it sarcastically, of course she fucking said it sarcastically, master chief is way over 7 foot in armour, she has been surrounded by high 6 foot spartans and high 5 foot humans all her life

So, these characters are pretty much the same down to their personal history, but one gets hated and one loved. Why?

I'm pretty sure Chief wants to smack that hoe, anyways who has the halos? I'm bored.

Hfw

What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.

I can't be the only one that HATES SPARTAN SARAH PALMER