Hawkward

Quick! Order 50 years ago and he comes with a free cane!

Every fucking time ! ><

What is that quote from? Hannibal rising?

oh duh lol

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**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #2348821 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board **
MFW

Don't ask me why I did this..,

The only thing wrong to me are those... sideburn.. things...

those are kind of.. a big part of my style ;) I can't lose them, because they make me and my hair complete, sort of..

Why does everyone that posts a picture of themself on FJ have to be so unconfident and hard on themselves? You look perfectly fine, I may go as far as to say that based on this picture you're an attractive person, so knock it off!
This is as close to flattery as I'm willing to get.

yeah, I know I'm not exactly a 9/10 or something, but I like to joke around and make faces when people take my picture, so I never even come off as remotely normal, so I just assumed that people would start hacking at me for my ridiculous face in the picure :p

here, have a more flattering picture of me. I think this is the most normal face people will get from me.

zomg, I forgot to reduce the size of the picture. sorry for huge file, there.

I think that it was pretty much understood that your face isn't always warped into that position :P

But you know, to each their own. There are bound to be some people out there that'll find you unattractive, but don't sell yourself short of that 9/10 or even 10/10 because as shocking as this may be, just like women, different guys have different tastes.

So where is this wax museum that you have so many pictures from, anyways?

it's madame tussaud's in london ;)

Well fuck that, I'm not going all the way to London to stare at piles of wax all day.
It's still pretty cool though.

There was no need to point out your appearance, y'know...
By doing that you just forced people to judge you...
Y U no think, friend?

I'm beginning to think that part of the point of her saying that was for people to flood in commenting on the fact that she isn't unattractive. The logic here is illogical.

Sorry, but I found a relevant gif...

Says the man that posts a .jpg

Yeah, I noticed right after I hit the reply button.
Drat.

Vaguely related...

Not related to any of this in any way.

Did I say gif?
God I'm dumb...
I deserve red thumbs for that.

I don't hand out red thumbs quite so easily.

you are attractive on the inside.....

who doesn't love bacon?

ok, I must admit I love bacon, so I guess I AM beautiful on the inside! thank you, stranger!

you're very attractive!

Your hair looks fucking awesome.

why, thank you! it has seen more awesome days, I assure you. I can't tell you how much I miss the hair I had on this picture...
Blue mohawk and sideburns with bleached hair on the sides. Love it.

That is seriously badass.

The wax figure in the background freaked me out. I did not notice it at first.

I've been meaning to visit madame tussauds. I've been once but I can't remember it since I was born a few months earlier.

it was really a lot of fun, except for all the people shoving you back and forth, taking their own pictures, and spending way too long doing it. We snapped a few pics and got the fuck out of the way! Still a good experience, though. had a lot of laughs too! Here is another fun picture of me and a figure. Can you guess who it is?

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never try to apply Gmod to real life.