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3 hours ago who mobile It
so I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight
hack to Charlottesville when an interesting scene unfolds in
front of me. A pretty girl is sitting by herself when a foreign
guy comes up and introduces himself. Apparently he' s from
Uruguay and this is his first time in the US. After
exchanging names he starts trying to enact that Barney
sickpup technique from Howl Met Your Mother where he
pretends like he' s someone famous from a foreign country
and can' t believe she doesn' t know him. The girl is clearly
not biting and the guy is starting to flowrider. I feel bad for
him so I walk up and interrupt the conversation acting all
star struck and asking for his autograph. He seems pretty
surprised and then sheepishly signs my napkin. At this
point the girl is noticeably more interested. I walk away
pretending to call a friend to brag about the autograph.
Last t checked he was surrounded by 3 girls. Welcome to
America, my friend.
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Submitted: 12/31/2012
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User avatar #8 - bigbeaufort (12/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I request the highest of fives gif..
#9 to #8 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 - ampy (01/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
And then you later find out he is involved in human trafficking....
User avatar #1 - ganjalf (12/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Best random wingman ever
#16 - awesomenorwegian (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A toast. to our awesome brother!
#17 - tarnis (01/01/2013) [-]
#45 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Little did he know that the guy was infact trying to get her address so he could kidnap her later that evening and sell he into a sex slave ring.
#11 - sheathedfang (12/31/2012) [-]
Good job wingman
#79 - satexas (01/01/2013) [-]
Wingman of the year award.
Wingman of the year award.
#90 - breakfastlunch (01/01/2013) [-]
A random good deed is all you need to brighten up someone's day.
#31 - kensislayer (01/01/2013) [-]
wing man strikes again
#19 - misterbonzo (01/01/2013) [-]
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#53 - brum (01/01/2013) [-]
This is a repost, but you know what?   
It will always be good content.
This is a repost, but you know what?
It will always be good content.
#75 - sniffalot (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I request the highest of fives towards this guy.
#70 - Plagus (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then it turns out you've just helped a street pick-up porn shoot and got none of the pussy for your work.
And then it turns out you've just helped a street pick-up porn shoot and got none of the pussy for your work.
#34 - iamphoenix (01/01/2013) [-]
And then she gets raped in an alley.
#24 - rdangerdash ONLINE (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Very Nice. I like. In case is wasn't obvious I have no idea where Uruguay is. Am I close?
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