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3 hours ago who mobile It
so I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight
hack to Charlottesville when an interesting scene unfolds in
front of me. A pretty girl is sitting by herself when a foreign
guy comes up and introduces himself. Apparently he' s from
Uruguay and this is his first time in the US. After
exchanging names he starts trying to enact that Barney
sickpup technique from Howl Met Your Mother where he
pretends like he' s someone famous from a foreign country
and can' t believe she doesn' t know him. The girl is clearly
not biting and the guy is starting to flowrider. I feel bad for
him so I walk up and interrupt the conversation acting all
star struck and asking for his autograph. He seems pretty
surprised and then sheepishly signs my napkin. At this
point the girl is noticeably more interested. I walk away
pretending to call a friend to brag about the autograph.
Last t checked he was surrounded by 3 girls. Welcome to
America, my friend.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #8 - bigbeaufort
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I request the highest of fives gif..
#12 to #8 - mustaches
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 to #8 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(12/31/2012) [-]
#15 to #9 - arcobeleno
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(01/01/2013) [-]
But it's a Jpeg!
User avatar #42 to #9 - TheBanana
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(01/01/2013) [-]
That's a pretty damn high five
User avatar #33 to #9 - thestrangestboner
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(01/01/2013) [-]
close enough
User avatar #27 - ampy
Reply +134 123456789123345869
(01/01/2013) [-]
And then you later find out he is involved in human trafficking....
User avatar #59 to #27 - thatevanguy
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I'm sure Liam Neeson will take care of that...
User avatar #94 to #27 - sacker
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Then Liam Neeson comes along with his special sets of skills.
User avatar #32 to #27 - wrocky
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/01/2013) [-]
aw men i had to do math just to thumb you up. i'm hungover and i had to do math. ugh
#37 to #32 - gangbangtime
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(01/01/2013) [-]
2+2 = Square root of 16
User avatar #50 to #37 - aesguitar
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(01/01/2013) [-]
... = 4(i^4)=the 3rd Lucas number= 2*(3rd Fibonacci number) = 3rd root 64 = 5-1 = 0b100 = 0x4 = the 2nd tetrahedral number = (2*tau)/pi = a lot of other things...
User avatar #74 to #50 - lamarisagoodname
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(01/01/2013) [-]
You're just listed 5 numbers, it'd look smart to an idiot but not on the internet my friend.
#112 to #74 - aesguitar
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User avatar #1 - ganjalf
Reply +94 123456789123345869
(12/31/2012) [-]
Best random wingman ever
User avatar #4 to #1 - jokersaysamuseme
Reply -17 123456789123345869
(12/31/2012) [-]
...of all time
#28 to #4 - deezknuts
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/01/2013) [-]
i'm sorry that theres 16 assholes on the interwebs. but i gave you a green thumb purely out of charity. your comment was a little redundant
#76 to #28 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #7 to #4 - mookiez
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(12/31/2012) [-]
You just made His comment redundant as hell. Good job asswipe.
#16 - awesomenorwegian
Reply +64 123456789123345869
(01/01/2013) [-]
A toast. to our awesome brother!
#18 to #16 - anon id: 225a7ea8
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(01/01/2013) [-]
A bro shall help a bro get laid.
#91 to #18 - awesomenorwegian
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(01/01/2013) [-]
amen
#30 - revanthewin
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#17 - tarnis
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#11 - sheathedfang
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(12/31/2012) [-]
Good job wingman
#79 - satexas
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(01/01/2013) [-]
Wingman of the year award.
Wingman of the year award.
#57 - learcticfox
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#40 - hellsjester
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