Why I'm losing faith in the church. .. dat bitch stepped on a crack. hope his moms back is ok
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Why I'm losing faith in the church

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#9 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
dat bitch stepped on a crack. hope his moms back is ok
User avatar #1 - sheepysquirrel (12/31/2012) [-]
Any food can be "blessed" by a priest or minister, you just have to say something like "I bless this ___ in the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost. Amen." I only remember the prayer of absolution and how to make holy water cause most people don't just want random ministers blessing food.
User avatar #8 to #1 - fencingchamp (12/31/2012) [-]
i need holywater what is the prayer of absolution...
User avatar #10 to #8 - sheepysquirrel (12/31/2012) [-]
The prayer a priest/pastor/etc. would say to absolve you of your sins.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hankeypankey (12/31/2012) [-]
selling them is a hilarious way to raise some money though, I don't see why people have to mock religion so much, I've started to see people mock Catholicism, and I don't see what they did wrong.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sheepysquirrel (12/31/2012) [-]
The Catholic church is why people mock it, they tell us to help children while the pope sits on a throne made of gold with a gold septre and all that kind of stuff. Then they do dumb things like hiding parts of the bible. In the ancient sea scrolls it was revealed that Jesus had done LOTS of things that go against how he seems in the bible. And anything negative about the church is attempted to be covered up giving them a bad name.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hankeypankey (12/31/2012) [-]
Not from what I know, the Catholic church is the one without the hidden bible parts, baptists are the ones who believe everything is the bible, Catholics trust in the church, and the bible. And yes, everything in the bible is misinterpreted , but it doesn't hurt the fact that they're just trying to find some reason to be a good person.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sheepysquirrel (12/31/2012) [-]
You are thinking of evangelistic...ists...or whatever who take everything in the bible literally.

The catholic church has an extremely shady history and it is no secret that many high up members are ********** . Not ALL but at least 1 or 2 and they hide that fact and provide them with children since the bible does not forbid sex with children.

In the dead sea scrolls (wrong name in last comment) it is said that jesus had multiple wives, had children, and killed quite a few people. But because that would destroy the churches "positive" message, they destroyed most of the dead sea scroll pages. As well the catholic church is known for interpreting the bible to fit their own agenda.
User avatar #6 to #5 - hankeypankey (12/31/2012) [-]
I guess it takes one bad apple to ruin the bunch, but c'mon, are you gonna really mock people who are just trying to be better human beings? Oh, and when I mean bad apple, I'm talking about the rapes you mentioned. Let alone I have no idea what you mean about the children rape thingy in the bible, I have never heard about that.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sheepysquirrel (12/31/2012) [-]
I'm not saying the WHOLE catholic church is bad, I think there are lots of people who NEED religion in their lives so it's good to have it. I know a few people who asked me (being agnostic) how I can not follow god and why I don't just go ****** people if I don't fear a hell. I just stared in awe.

It's just the overall thing that the bible never refers to sex with children so it's a "loophole" or whatever that you can't commit adultery with a child since they are not an adult so the priests can have sex with them.

When I was a kid at my Lutheran church I stopped a kid from getting molested by accident. I was lost and walked near this hall and saw a kid standing just at the pastors waist height and the pastor was undoing his belt so I knocked on the window near them and he freaked out, literally SHOVED me out of the way and left and he left the church shortly after.
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