jehovah witness come

26th of September 2012 - It's been 2 days since I entered this maze of hell. My rations are scarce. My partner has lost his mind. His eyes now run soulless. I will be lucky if I get to my destination by tomorrows nightfall.

27th of September 2012 - I feel as if there is no escape to this torture of the soul. My partner is gone. He made an attempt to kill me and I had to defend myself. I am to tired to go on for the night. I must rest. I feel my soul has escaped from me and my only hope to reclaim it is to move on. It's so lonely.

28th of September 2012 - I have almost made it. I can see the smoke escaping from the chimney of my destination. If I keep moving I'll be able to get there by nightfall. I have to hope I do not make the wrong turn.

28th of September 2012 - I have made it. I can smell the essence of mahogany coming from the front porch. I have my sense of life back. I have reclaimed my soul. This is the final frontier. I am going to ring the door now and achieve what I came here for. This diary is as of now finished. I bless my partner and hope his soul has made it out of this hell, and I would like to thank him for all he's done for me. I've finally made it. For him.

*Ding dong*

"Excuse me sir, can you spare a moment for Jesus christ?"

"No"

Or just walk through the forest behind it.

Thumb for Gosick.

Reminds me of that one sadistic Sims playthrough someone made.

You could Literally walk around the maze

the boss

Gee I never found this funny until now. Thanks for posting it again, the first 7 times I didn't understand this.

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Reminds me of that "The carpool will arrive in one hour" post.

A Nick would have said
"Guys, we're walking around it!"

Parkour bitches, I'll be hopping those hedges like no tomorrow.

every time a Jehovahs witness comes to my door.

Hand on right wall, eventually make it in.

MFW Jehovahs Witnesses knock on my door.