Scumbag Ted

I like that Barney finally settled with Robin. Now let's get Ted a nice girl and we can be done with it.

I always thought that at the end barney and ted would come out of the closet
-uncle barney is your mother kids, you are adopted
best plot twist ever

In the year 2030, the architect Ted Mosbey has pursued his love life for decades, with no avail. About to give in to despair, he resorts to buying a prostitute. After a night of love-making at her apartment, he wakes up, gathers his belongings, and tries to sneak out. But while passing through the living room he meets her kids. Now Ted, being the socially akward fuck he is, decides to tell them the story, all about how he met their mother.

he once told his kids he banged aunt robin multiple times

daddy of the year right there

!!!!! SPOILER ALERT !!!!!!








Teds future wife and the mother of his kids will most likely be... Barneys sister. Why? How do i know it? Well first of all, we have gotten quite a lot of hints down the road, but its not revealed yet who's the parent, so this is just a theory.
- Barney and Robin are called Uncle Barney and Robin
- Ted met his wife at a wedding
- Barney's sister is in college
- All the boys fall in love with barney's sister just like ted

Uncle Barney and aunt Robin, well that's pretty obvious since they are married and Ted has kids.
The wedding of Barney and Robin. As Ted has told, he met his wife at a wedding, a wedding he never thought he would be on, the wedding of Barney and Robin.
Barneys sister is in college, as told in season 6 by Barneys dad his daughter is in college, Ted walked into the wrong classroom the first day as a teacher and he says that his kids mother was in that classroom.
All the boys fall in love with barneys sister, just like all the girls fall in love with barney, and some men obviously, barney is the fucking boss. About barneys sister, we know she's in college, she has a roommate ted dated, all the boys fall in love with her, and as last we know she's pretty awesome, plays the base and shizzle.

The last thing i wanted to save as a little surprise is.. If Ted marries Barneys sister, Ted and Barney will be forever... BROS!

sorry if I left some keyclues like the yellow school bus and other things, can't remember everything

HIMYM is getting on my nerves...seriously where the fuck is the mother already

Related, it's another ted.

and how he cheated on half of them.

what if HIMYM is really a reminiscence of the kids mother because she has passed away?

I like grilled cheese too.

MY favortie gif from that show

Do we even know its his kids?
He keeps on adressing them as "Kids", they might just be some random kids, or maybe a friends kids. Just saying.

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #2308288 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board **I just had some grilled cheese myself