Scumbag Ted. I like grilled cheese.. SAYS HE' S [WINS TO Tell HIS HMS THE SHIRT ttr HOW HE MET ''lilili. , MOTHER nus mm m sum or sum l} Hll} K_. I like that Barney finally settled with Robin. Now let's get Ted a nice girl and we can be done with it. Grilled Cheese rocks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - haywoodjablome
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I like that Barney finally settled with Robin. Now let's get Ted a nice girl and we can be done with it.
User avatar #4 to #1 - Izen
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she's the girl who pointed out he was in the wrong classroom on the first day
youre welcome
#26 to #4 - anon id: 2f49c8b1
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No she's not. The writers have stated that the mother has not appeared on the show yet.
#54 to #26 - trolltroller
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Yea, and just so you all know, the show was renewed for season 9, which the writers have said will be the last season
User avatar #13 to #1 - biggydy
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Victoria was the best girl so far. I wanted her to be the mother D:
User avatar #2 to #1 - iamthou
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ted doesn't deserve a nice girl, ted is a **** and horrible person
User avatar #21 to #2 - thequickster
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Why is he a horrible person? :o
#23 to #21 - swagggerofacripple
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>doesn't want a commitment, breaks up with Natalie
>gets pissed at her when she doesn't want him back
>gets pissed at Robin when she doesn't want a commitment
hypocrite.
>his behavior in the first few episodes is selfish
There's a lot more examples. Every other major character is a better person.
User avatar #30 to #23 - paulohd
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Ted is not a horrible person.
He is just looking for the perfect person to spend his life with.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - paulohd
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Damn your argument was horrible.
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User avatar #38 to #36 - zombifier
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hitler was a great person, he killed hitler
User avatar #40 to #38 - iamthou
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he also killed the person who killed hitler
User avatar #41 to #40 - zombifier
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and the person who killed the person who killed hitler
User avatar #42 to #41 - iamthou
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and also the person who killed 6 million jews
#43 to #42 - zombifier
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User avatar #50 to #30 - thesoxpride
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Not to mention he had a girl leave another man in the altar even after he was left at the altar himself just to dump her 5 months later and he broke up a marriage,
User avatar #59 to #50 - paulohd
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Ted didn't have Victoria leave a man at the altar. She left to go find Ted because she was insecure. And after 5 months Ted was going to propose to her but she broke up with him because he wouldn't stop being friends with Robin.
User avatar #124 to #59 - thesoxpride
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He still had the choice and the opportunity to say no and bring victoria back to her wedding
User avatar #28 to #23 - ohlookathing [OP]
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He also broke up Zoey's marriage, led her into believing he would save the Arcadian, and almost made Barney lose his job, and stood Zoey up in the course of a few episodes.
#39 to #2 - anon id: 5a4a47f4
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wrong, Ted is actually an alcohol.
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#67 to #34 - buttplugmaster
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********
#108 to #34 - anon id: b2a4b871
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you can see kelly coucos nips in the pic
#6 - phanact
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User avatar #47 - grimsho
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In the year 2030, the architect Ted Mosbey has pursued his love life for decades, with no avail. About to give in to despair, he resorts to buying a prostitute. After a night of love-making at her apartment, he wakes up, gathers his belongings, and tries to sneak out. But while passing through the living room he meets her kids. Now Ted, being the socially akward **** he is, decides to tell them the story, all about how he met their mother.
#60 to #47 - sedativechunk
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Well that would be an interesting ending.
User avatar #48 to #47 - thewalkingderp
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but they call him dad...
User avatar #53 to #48 - darkangeloffire
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Obviously they're confused. The poor dears.
User avatar #55 to #53 - krisaeron
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Oh, Honey.... (c)
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User avatar #15 - theblobble
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i hate how people put scumbag. They can't just put Ted Mosby logic, but scumbag, as the story he tells IS THE WHOLE ******* SERIES
#68 to #15 - vikingfaen
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wat
#19 to #15 - olineadi
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Wut?
User avatar #126 to #19 - theblobble
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I'm just saying, they shouldn't write scumbag, just Ted Mosby logic or something like that as the title, as he isn't a scumbag for making a long story out of it, but what he is saying is the plot of the whole of HIMYM.
#127 to #126 - olineadi
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Now I understand what you were talking about :)
And you definitely got a point but I guess memes are always gonna be misused.
#66 - idoeatcookies
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!!!!! SPOILER ALERT !!!!!!








Teds future wife and the mother of his kids will most likely be... Barneys sister. Why? How do i know it? Well first of all, we have gotten quite a lot of hints down the road, but its not revealed yet who's the parent, so this is just a theory.
- Barney and Robin are called Uncle Barney and Robin
- Ted met his wife at a wedding
- Barney's sister is in college
- All the boys fall in love with barney's sister just like ted

Uncle Barney and aunt Robin, well that's pretty obvious since they are married and Ted has kids.
The wedding of Barney and Robin. As Ted has told, he met his wife at a wedding, a wedding he never thought he would be on, the wedding of Barney and Robin.
Barneys sister is in college, as told in season 6 by Barneys dad his daughter is in college, Ted walked into the wrong classroom the first day as a teacher and he says that his kids mother was in that classroom.
All the boys fall in love with barneys sister, just like all the girls fall in love with barney, and some men obviously, barney is the ******* boss. About barneys sister, we know she's in college, she has a roommate ted dated, all the boys fall in love with her, and as last we know she's pretty awesome, plays the base and shizzle.

The last thing i wanted to save as a little surprise is.. If Ted marries Barneys sister, Ted and Barney will be forever... BROS!

sorry if I left some keyclues like the yellow school bus and other things, can't remember everything
#80 to #66 - anon id: 647801bc
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Wrong, it's a tradition to call " Uncle" and "Aunt" the long time friend of your parents, we do it in Italy, and since new york had a lot of influence from the Italian Family (yes, you know what i'm talking about) it would not be a surprise if the same tradition was in use in NY in the actual present
#91 to #80 - idoeatcookies
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This is why Marshall and Lily are called uncle and aunt. But this is all a theory from my part and the real mother is still a secret.
User avatar #81 to #66 - Midirr
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But Barney doesn't have a sister...
He only has his black gay brother, remember?
#87 to #81 - idoeatcookies
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Barney has a sister from his fathers side, somewhere in season 6 its mentioned that barney has a half-sister
User avatar #89 to #87 - Midirr
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hmmm can't remember that then. Sorry to bother you.
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User avatar #119 to #66 - PieceOfMind
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- Marshall and Lily are also called Uncle and Aunt
- Well they met after the wedding at the train station (S8Ep1) Before they are destined to meet, she takes out her bass out of the trunk of the cab she took. It wouldn´t make sense to take her bass at a wedding unless she´s playing for the wedding. It also wouldn´t make sense for them to meet first after the wedding instead of sometime before or during the wedding.(who knows)
- Yep she´s in college, though they never say which.
- I don´t recall anyone saying that about Barney´s sister, but they did say that about Cindy´s roommate (Cindy being a student Ted dated at the university he taught at)

Interesting theory I´ve read on other parts but I´m doubtful it´s true. just imo
User avatar #122 to #66 - finni
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Lilly and Marshal are also called aunt and uncle, but I like your theory, Bro. I'll keep it in mind
User avatar #88 to #66 - creosote
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The whole "uncle Barney and aunt Robin" is easily explained: When you have close friends that your children are often around, you sometimes refer to them as aunts and uncles, seeing as he also refers to Lily and Marshal as uncle and aunt. Your theory is sound though.
User avatar #98 to #66 - shannonrw
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Uh no. Okay, because a few years back, maybe 2008-2009, Ted mentions that he sees his future wife's foot/leg when he's in an apartment with one of his flings. If Barney's sister's in college now, why in the world would a high schooler be living in an apartment, away from parents, with a random woman that's like ten years older than her?

And he calls Lilly and Marshal "aunt" and "uncle", too, so...
User avatar #103 to #98 - creosote
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I think it would be reasonable to conclude that they don't really know where they're going with this and they're just kind of winging it :/
#58 - aslypancake
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User avatar #31 - lusir
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HIMYM is getting on my nerves...seriously where the **** is the mother already
#22 - sirhyden
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Related, it's another ted.
User avatar #37 to #22 - sweetellie
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Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now!
#49 to #22 - finishhimlarry
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Father Ted is awesome.