mfw when i joined the army and everyone talks about that i'm going to die

sorry bro. If its any consolation, I'm going into themarine reserves this summer

Have fun, bro, shooting is a lot of fun!

Why the fuck are there so many servicemen on here? I thought it was 14 year olds on this site.

That really depends on your job.

But everyone thinks you're going into combat mate, even though you may be a janitor, those poor souls, or someone in the Intelligence branch. my mom flipped shit and said no when I told her I'm going in.

Dude I'm in the Navy. And my mom is still convinced I'm going to get blown up.

Mothers, dastardly paranoid they be.

i offered myself for afghanistan.

Welp. Just look out for junk on the sides of roads then. IEDs, man.

actually i'm not long enough in the army to go there... i would go , even though my girlfriend cried everytime someone said afghanistan...

id much rather type that on the internet than drink drive or colour in myself with tan and make-up

also, did i say everyone was drink driving? nope

im having a damn good time on the internet and watching a show for 4 year old girls.

yes it is

Some unmanned vehicles are actually controlled with Xbox and play station controllers because they feel the soldiers will be more familiar with those controls then a whole new system.