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Attention Ladies, if I can see your hip or collar bones you are disgusting. I do not need a lesson in anatomy nor do I want to risk a bruised pelvis when trying to get our naughty bits together.
And a gap between your thighs? Who the **** want's that? If I wanted to bang something with curves like a nine year old boy, I would've joined the priesthood.
A flat stomach however, is ok as long as I cant count your ribs. No one wants to be slipping the dick to Skeletor (why do you think he's so angry all the time?)
Picture is very related. There is a astronomical difference between skinny and sexy.
I'd **** both.
How is telling people who have visible hip or collar bones that they're disgusting somehow socially more acceptable than telling fat people they're disgusting? And besides, the girl on the right is Kyra Gracie, of the Gracie family and she is a jiu jitsu black belt. Basically, she workouts harder than most guys and is no where even close to overweight. That picture isn't not a depiction of skinny vs normal. It's drastically malnorished vs. incredible good shape. I don't why you're getting thumbs, you're a ******* idiot.
Well it's probably because I'm not saying Fat women are sexy and skinny women are ugly. An extreme in any direction is ******* nasty.
Also because I'm not trying to say that Kyra is normal. Jesus christ, if that was normal I'd never get anything ******* done, I'd just watch women walk by my front porch and masturbate all day. But I am saying she's hot as ****, while the girl to the left is not. Unfortunately, most women aim for the image on the left (insert obvious media stuff here) and not the one on the right. Hell, most women I know think if they pick up a weight they'll grow 60 inch biceps and testicles by the end of the day.
Anyway, this is an example of how I would reply, if I gave two ***** about what you think.
I actually think you're wrong, I don't think most women aim for the image on the left. I think you're too easily persuaded by the notion the media has a death grip on women and most of them would do anything to be the image on the left. Fact is neither of these images represent normal women, but I'd be willing to bet most women, given the choice, would go right. It's like comparing a roided up bodybuilder and a world class sprinter and saying most guys would take the muscles.
I apparently you did you give a ****, it's the reason you responded.
Well, go to the news stands (are those still a thing? anyway) and in most 'women's' magazines or tabloids you get bombarded by images like Lady Knobby up there. You know where you see images of women
Kyra most of the time? FHM (I got that pic of her from their website I believe) Maxim, sports illustrated, and other, typically male publications. Things that most women wouldn't pick up unless they were already into that scene or planning to enter it. It's not a matter of choice, obviously any sane woman would want to look like Kyra, given the choice. It's a matter of exposure and education. Women see pictures like the one on the left (admittedly, not to THAT extreme I hope) and think 'Oh, that must be what people think is attractive.' Because they see it in beauty magazines and tabloids etc etc. Never knowing that if they want to know what sexy looks like, they should pick up a man's magazine because that's where we put the pictures of women like Kyra, cause that's what guys want to see.
It basically boils down to 'See this skinny bitch? she's in a beauty mag, now go buy the gallon Jug of
super **** 7
fad diet nonsense that is also in the same mag and costs $60.
'See Kyra? She's ******* hot aint she? wanna know how she got that way? no, of course you don't, this is Maxim, you don't give two ***** about the retarded levels of effort it takes to look that good, you just want to rub your dick all over this page.'
Exposure and education.
And no, I dont really care all that much, I just need to kill time while I download an ISO for my PS2 emulator, seeing as how it's my day off and I'm bored. Which you are helping with fantastically actually .
....Wow? you really read all this? you ******* champ you!
..You're kidding right?
Hip bones/collar doesn't make you 'Superskinny'
Maybe the gap in the thighs
But if you can't see your COLLAR BONE
You are a fat ****
But I'm a fat **** who can still see my collarbone.
Then surely you prove my point
How fat must you be where you can't see your collar bone, if even fat people can
No, I am not kidding. Observe the girl on the right, you can see where her neck and shoulders join, the depression in between and the tops of her collar bones. That is ok.
The girl on the left you can actually see her collar bones clearly. That is 100% the opposite of OK.
Unless you're a necrophiliac, maybe some people get off on sexing up a cadaver creature, ******* weirdos.
But the picture isn't saying
'DO YOU WANT TO EAT OR BE A SKELLY'
Do you want to see your collar bones?
It's saying, "Do you want to look like the girl on the right? Yes? Well the first step is to put down the jelly donuts, fatso"
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