Dumb bartender. he be dum as hell. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Long day?" asks the bartender. No, all days are 2
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Dumb bartender

he be dum as hell

A visibly exhausted and distressed man
walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Long day?" asks the bartender.
No, all days are 24 hours long" the man
replies, amazed at how uneducated the
bartender is.
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Submitted: 12/29/2012
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#6 - loldonkaments (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
a priest, a rapist and a pedofile walk into a bar - he orders a drink!
User avatar #2 - noket (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Was he Sheldon?
User avatar #4 - oogaman (12/30/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Actually, I believe it's twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes. Or something like that.
#7 to #4 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually, the length of the solar day varies over the year. For example, in September, the average day is 21 seconds less than 24 hours, and in December, it is 29 seconds longer. The discrepancy occurs throughout the year in different months and culminates in a year being 365.25 days long, requiring a year with one less day every four years.
Actually, the length of the solar day varies over the year. For example, in September, the average day is 21 seconds less than 24 hours, and in December, it is 29 seconds longer. The discrepancy occurs throughout the year in different months and culminates in a year being 365.25 days long, requiring a year with one less day every four years.
User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder (12/29/2012) [-]
a depressed Mayan walks into a bar

"Cheer up" says the bartender "it might still happen"
#18 - CIS White Male (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually, each day is approximately 0.00000002 seconds longer than the previous. Nothing to worry about now, but two centuries from now each day will be 26 seconds longer.
User avatar #21 - ichooseslowpoke (12/30/2012) [-]
What about the days when you you move your clcok forward or back an hour for daylight savings time?
#10 - xashun (12/30/2012) [-]
**xashun rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Fucking title. ** hfw
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