How to Play Hitman. . idiiot, .. i try and play the mission properly and avoid killing to many non-targets, but if i get spotted once i kill everyone on the map and start over
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User avatar #5 - jstrap (12/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i try and play the mission properly and avoid killing to many non-targets, but if i get spotted once i kill everyone on the map and start over
#44 - akkere (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Hate how I'm bald.

Maybe I'd kill people better with long, flowing hair.

Gunning through room after room, with long locks of blond hair and an MP5. "
#82 - matralith (12/30/2012) [-]
Nice to see some Hitman content here on Funnyjunk.
Nice to see some Hitman content here on Funnyjunk.
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User avatar #43 - oneeyedman (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I remember doing that mission and I disabled the eye scanner in the most stealthy way I've done anything in that game.


I was dressed as one of receptionist guys or whatever, so I couldn't go in the office without them flipping **** , so I threw a screwdriver in there, the two dudes inside the office turn to it. I walk in, turn the security off and walk out, unnoticed. It was an amazing feeling.
#93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2012) [+] (34 replies)
i just got a disguise mod for that game, **** the ******** you have to use instinct to not be noticed, wtf kinda lame ass **** is that? everybody knows you, its just so unrealistic and bad, the game got a bit to easy yeah but atleast i dont have to worry about picking suits up and stealth around to not get spotted IN A DISGUISE
#102 to #93 - Keoul (12/30/2012) [-]
>Game was too hard
>Complains
>Get's a mod to make the game easier
>Still complains

Bro the idea behind it was that a police officer would recognize his colleagues, you can't expect some one in real life to say, break into a school, knock out a teacher, steal his clothes, and no one at all would notice? I mean sure the kids might not give a **** but the other teachers would definitely find that individual wearing Barry's clothes to be suspicious.
#84 - thatsmrnoob (12/30/2012) [-]
dude, screw monsters if i woke up and saw 47 standing there i would 						****					 myself three times over
dude, screw monsters if i woke up and saw 47 standing there i would **** myself three times over
#10 - orrihaa (12/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
is best game
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I liked blood money better.I'm ready for your rage.
#76 - pabloenis (12/30/2012) [-]
Nice username
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#28 to #11 - vorrundenaus ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I guess you have a right to that opinion, but I can honestly say, I have not once had a single one of those problems on either the console of PC version of the game. Sure the checkpoint system was a little dated and flawed but are you honestly complaining that people you killed after a checkpoint come back? That's the whole point of a checkpoint you go back to the exact moment you used the checkpoint, But I really can't say considering I never required them.    
   
Again I must iterate I did not have a single problem you stated with the cover, it was simple, allowed fluid movement, and offered adequate camera control. I did not have my game crash even once and I played the entire game in one sitting so with all that extended time I did not even have framerate slows let alone any crashes.   
   
Honestly I have lowered my standards for all videogames when it comes to the AI it's constantly being dumbed down Far Cry 3, Hitman all these recent game have had a 						****					 AI with computers basically laying down useless suppressing fire as I hide behind cover and then pop out to shoot them as they reload. Far cry 3 had this serious problem where the AI could not determine altitude and they would just sit at the bottom of any hill and fire at you from below.   
   
   
In my honest opinion the game was not exactly what I wanted to be but no game ever is, as much as I enjoy the new story based missions I still miss the random settings of Hitman 2. But that does not detract from the fun the problems are few and minor that with just easy tweaking or training yourself you can avoid them entirely. I for one am glad to be back in the shoes of agent 47 and can not wait to see what the series has in store for us now, and as entertaining as Dishonored was for the first playthrough do not ever tell someone to substitute Hitman with Dishonored the games are entirly different and should not be put up against one another.    
   
TL;DR disregard above comment, flaws are few and minor but play on a harder difficulty.
I guess you have a right to that opinion, but I can honestly say, I have not once had a single one of those problems on either the console of PC version of the game. Sure the checkpoint system was a little dated and flawed but are you honestly complaining that people you killed after a checkpoint come back? That's the whole point of a checkpoint you go back to the exact moment you used the checkpoint, But I really can't say considering I never required them.

Again I must iterate I did not have a single problem you stated with the cover, it was simple, allowed fluid movement, and offered adequate camera control. I did not have my game crash even once and I played the entire game in one sitting so with all that extended time I did not even have framerate slows let alone any crashes.

Honestly I have lowered my standards for all videogames when it comes to the AI it's constantly being dumbed down Far Cry 3, Hitman all these recent game have had a **** AI with computers basically laying down useless suppressing fire as I hide behind cover and then pop out to shoot them as they reload. Far cry 3 had this serious problem where the AI could not determine altitude and they would just sit at the bottom of any hill and fire at you from below.


In my honest opinion the game was not exactly what I wanted to be but no game ever is, as much as I enjoy the new story based missions I still miss the random settings of Hitman 2. But that does not detract from the fun the problems are few and minor that with just easy tweaking or training yourself you can avoid them entirely. I for one am glad to be back in the shoes of agent 47 and can not wait to see what the series has in store for us now, and as entertaining as Dishonored was for the first playthrough do not ever tell someone to substitute Hitman with Dishonored the games are entirly different and should not be put up against one another.

TL;DR disregard above comment, flaws are few and minor but play on a harder difficulty.
#171 - derpingtonherp ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #121 - herbolifee (12/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I loved playing this game. I thought this was the best storyline Hitman has seen so far. The only thing I disliked is that the levels weren't the sandbox-like maps like in the previous games.

The part I used to love most about Hitman was being dropped in a big map: "Kill this guy. Good luck figuring out how."

So yes, I loved playing through Absolution, but I probably won't play through it again, where I played the previous games for several months.

Also, No sniper-briefcase. That's unforgivable.
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User avatar #168 - neverborn (12/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
dammit, this is how I play all game with stealth.
If it's alive it needs to be killed or otherwise neutralised.
#181 to #168 - dstone (12/30/2012) [-]
That's kinda how I did on my first play through of Dishonored. The way I see it, it breaks down into four categories.

1.Ghost, killing only main targets but otherwise not being seen/heard.
2.Specter,killing only main targets and anyone who figures you out, but if you're discovered you HIDE instead of fight.
3.Nightmare (personal fave): Stealth kill EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. People won't know about this incident until they arrive the next day or ******** and find everyone ******* DEAD...
4.Psychopath: Walk in and murder. **** stealth I ain't got time for that **** . Murder it ALL and stop wasting time!
#166 - pixelpixel (12/30/2012) [-]
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#127 - mausbaus (12/30/2012) [-]
Dat username.
Dat username.
#78 - qjmihuia (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what if you encounter a mirror
User avatar #8 - richardastley ONLINE (12/30/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Question: Is Hitman a good game for anyone, or just a good game for that genre? Might not be an easy question to answer, but I'd like to know if I should buy it. I'm more of a sports game guy.
User avatar #12 to #8 - Turtleboner ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
You want to be really into stealth games to play hitman.
User avatar #1 - iclarinet (12/29/2012) [-]
thats a damn good game.
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