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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - dispensa
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Didney Worl.
#7 to #3 - tokenblaqguy
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aww c'mon y'all, It wasn't THAT bad...
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dispensa
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Okay.
#6 to #5 - upunkpunk
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#8 - phanact
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#10 - douchebuttt
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Nice one phil...
#35 - codyxvasco
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"A man walked up to his wife, and he handed her a glass of water and 2 aspirin.

She said, "what's this for? I don't have a headache."

So he said, "Great! Let's ****!"

User avatar #12 - nightlynutria
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****, everytime I see a picture like this I get ******* depressed about marriage. I mean why the **** has to be that way.
User avatar #13 to #12 - greatboobya
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Because women don't sex.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nightlynutria
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Yeah but why it has to be that way? Is it too much to keep the romance alive? I just know I dont want that for me and Im gonna do my best to have a successful marriage. But maybe I should get a gf first.
User avatar #49 to #14 - hammarhead
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amen, my friend.

i have a gf but getting action is hard when theyre being emotional
#45 to #14 - anon id: e548f850
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Yes, romance is hard to maintain. It's usually not worth it. Between working and trying to raise kids, you have neither the time nor the money to spend on that sort of thing. Once you have kids, you become tertiary. Your kids are both your primary and secondary concern. You could have romance, but then you're going to have to sacrifice something you have to do for something you want to do. You're probably still young so I'll give you a pass, but it's both illogical and unreasonable to expect 80 years of marriage to be one big long fairy tale. A good chunk of that will, in 90% of cases, be spent just trying to keep food on the table. It gets stressful and people, even best friends, have fights and troubles when under stress with the same person for weeks on end.
User avatar #15 to #14 - greatboobya
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Why, you ask? Hmm.
1. Due to the ways of our society women associate sex with something that is bad and/or degrading.
2. Quite a large percent of women are incapable of achieving orgasms (I think 2 in 10) so sex is fruitless to them.
3. Pregnancy risk
4. No more desire towards their spouse
5. Their spouse don't even know about existance of clitoris and finish in less than one minute (popular case back where I'm from)
6. Maybe they just don't like sex or are bad at it
7. Women naturally have a much lower sex drive
User avatar #44 to #15 - radtroll
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I'm sorry, you were never with a man, at least not with one who knows what's he's doing.

and second ... your profile says you are 19 ... means you were ******* with KIDS not men, you are not qualified to give any sort of advise yet, I'm not being an asshole or sexist, I thought I knew everything when I was 19 too but few years after that I realized I didn't know a single ****
User avatar #16 to #15 - nightlynutria
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Oh **** is that about orgasms real?
#33 to #16 - femalealert
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yep. I am one of those women. Be happy to be a man!
User avatar #17 to #16 - greatboobya
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I'm not sure about reliability of the source, but here:

About 15% of women report difficulties with orgasm, and as many as 10% of women in the United States have never climaxed
User avatar #19 to #17 - nightlynutria
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Wow. That sucks. Thanks for the info, you did answer my question.
User avatar #20 to #19 - greatboobya
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And also this:

Only 29% of women always have orgasms with their partner.

You're always welcome!
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightlynutria
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I hope my wife to be in that 30%
Ill do my best lol thx again bro
#40 to #12 - radtroll
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well if this is going to help, it's not all like that
yeah you're not going to have sex everyday, you just can't, it's too much (and I'm talking about 2 hours of ******* everyday not 2 minutes and cum thing).
and no you're not going to hate your wife, you will fight, act weird sometimes, but deep inside you will still love her.
now father is around 62, mother is around 52, they still hump like rabbits every now and then, so don't worry about it.
I have a girlfriend for a year now, I give her equal amount of **** and care ( You have to start **** with them or they will start **** with you, you must keep the balance of the universe in your own hand, and every now and then you have to say NO for no ******* reason, it doesn't make sense but I **** you not it works like magic )
hug her everyday, tell her shes beautiful everyday, and always remember real men DO go down on their women, and yeah turn into a ************ demon against anyone who show any hint of making her sad, (e.g. if a guy stares at your girl the wrong way, make sure he knows he's getting into **** because of it, I'm not saying be an asshole to everyone -after all shes a girl and guys are going to look- but make sure she knows you are willing to get into a fist fight for her, girls love it
in short: always make her feel loved, wanted, and beautiful (and those were her words not mine )
I suck at explaining but I hope you get the general idea, don't worry, it's not that hard, it's embedded in your DNA after all ;)
User avatar #27 to #12 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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I know exactly what you mean. You ever watch shows like Everybody Loves Raymond or any shows like that, shows which predominantly show couples as the main characters? In those shows one of the main running jokes always has to be how much the wife hates having sex, or that the man is terrible at pleasing her. It makes me so mad, these horrible women are the same ones who will rip your eyes out for so much as looking at another woman, but offer up no solutions to their own diminishing sex lives and write it off as their husbands fault.
User avatar #34 to #27 - emptysuperman
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You don't need to just watch TV shows, a lot of couples are that way in real life. I agree, it makes me pisses off, too. However, you can use them as a warning and try everything in your power to make sure your relationship doesn't end that way. My girlfriend and I set up a few rules to avoid just this:

1) We should always try to get in the mood if the other wants to have sex, unless there is a clear and understandable reason for not doing so. (work in 6 hours and need to sleep, wisdom teeth removed, etc.)

2) Aim to have sex everyday.

3) Never try to dress up more for strangers/society than each other. It can be equal to, just not less. (This one takes a bit of explaining, picture most married women: leaving the house all dressed up, then when they are home, take off all their make-up and good cloths and put on rags. I never understood this. Obviously we don't have to be dressed up all the time, it's just a general rule.)

4) Try to keep sex full of variety. (We are both into a lot of freaky ****, so this one has been easy.)
User avatar #58 to #34 - nightlynutria
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Hey man OP of the comment here, i actually think those are good advices! I think if more couples were like this maybe they'd end up more years together. i personally liked 3) thats actually true and a lot of people fail to realize it. Thanks for your advice and I hope you keep the good work on your relationship for alot of years
#43 to #34 - anon id: 5d30cc23
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Premerital sex is not premited by god. im saving myself for when im merried
#38 to #34 - anon id: e548f850
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you're both idiots
User avatar #46 to #38 - emptysuperman
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Why?
#52 to #27 - anon id: e548f850
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typically fj
I have no relationship experience so I'm just going to blame everything on women because men never do anything wrong.
#48 to #27 - anon id: 6d889aec
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perfect analogy couldnt say it better myself
10/10
#39 to #27 - anon id: 5d30cc23
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Its not always the womens fault . guys can be pricky with out even trying.
#51 to #39 - anon id: e548f850
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woahwoahwoahwoah hold the phone. You're not allowed to not hate women or say a man might actually be wrong in some cases. That's just sexist against men.
User avatar #18 - techjoker
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what's the 102nd?
#22 to #18 - wheres
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who the **** did you reply to
User avatar #32 to #22 - emptysuperman
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His profile pic is a purple line.
User avatar #47 to #32 - hammarhead
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oh god that was confusing
#23 to #22 - Mesmus
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**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #2543926 at MLP Friendly Board ** < this
#24 to #18 - blueclone
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#25 to #18 - winniedawho
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wtf is this sorcery?
#28 to #18 - emismpunk
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**emismpunk rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at Seen on IMDb ** This
User avatar #57 to #28 - techjoker
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Best roll i've ever seen.
#41 - IceViper
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103 rape tactics
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#2 - goingtopuke
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and that's why she doesn't get jewelry
#31 - heroicvenom
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final resort
User avatar #26 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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I hate women who complain about having sex with their husbands.
#37 to #26 - anon id: e548f850
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because she should be an insatiable slut for the rest of her life, right? No way she could decide when she wants to have sex, it's up to the man to say when and where.
#50 to #37 - delicaking
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Found the feminist
Found the feminist
User avatar #55 to #50 - darkjustifier
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You sir are funny.
#53 to #50 - anon id: e548f850
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found the mysogynist.
#56 to #53 - delicaking
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HAHAHA.......

1) I have a girlfriend, so how can I hate women? ( call me a liar all you want, I don't care)

2) It's a joke, you may want to learn what one is as they appear quite frequently on this website

3) shut up anon
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