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User avatar #2 - temporalguardian (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i read every ******* word.
#5 - ricaboo (12/29/2012) [-]
It just makes me sad thinking about how this would go down if a fanatically religious person were to be the first to make contact.
#20 - Muppetz (12/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
All of of this under the assumption that the aliens have eyes, or can process pictographic symbols in a similar fashion. For all we know they are just balls of sentient gasses.
also assuming the aliens are even on the same plane of cognizance as us.
also assuming the alien society would value things like humility.

Too many unknowns to actually formulate a game plan like this.
It's a fun concept though.
User avatar #3 - Metallicock (12/29/2012) [-]
**** that was a long read
User avatar #13 - starlightloves (12/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
You shouldn't take a shower afterwards! You should head straight to a lab so they can swab every trace of alien [goo/microbes/elements/fibres] off of you to study!
User avatar #23 - foelkera (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**** you guys, the next alien I see is getting a fist in his genitals.
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I imagine that unless aliens have death lasers that can destroy a planet from a distance, I think we'd stand a chance with nukes.
User avatar #35 - dieabolical (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Well that's silly. There's no such thing as "Aliens" God created this world for us, we are the top of the food chain. Dumb arses.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dieabolical (12/30/2012) [-]
It's a joke dude.
User avatar #8 - hirollin (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
But what if the aliens are religious? Why would one assume they aren't? Why are we even assuming that the aliens with all their technology haven't researched us? I mean, you would at least google the different country you go to before you move there.

This plan is flawed. This isn't even funny.
User avatar #9 to #8 - graphically (12/30/2012) [-]
The logic you're using is so ridiculously flawed. Please think it over for a bit.
#47 - johnylingo (12/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #30 - I Am Monkey (12/30/2012) [-]
There was a good show on the Science Channel called "First Contact" that was pretty much this. I highly recommend it.
User avatar #22 - wyatttehrobot (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #31 to #22 - sasquatchmaniaman (12/30/2012) [-]
Read it or sasquatch will kill you!
#10 - thewiseass (12/30/2012) [-]
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep nini bong!
User avatar #53 - giveupnow (12/30/2012) [-]
Too many words.
#46 - lemleet ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
it's sad that we most likely never experience interplanetary travel
User avatar #45 - VincentKing ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I would actually like to go on a space adventure with the aliens... After all, I wont be here to enjoy it in the future :)
User avatar #43 - itsdonealredy (12/30/2012) [-]
does anyone know where to find a really big version of this that i could print on a poster
#41 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
I appreciate the information, OP, but there is no ******* way in hell I'm reading that.
User avatar #39 - weirdoo (12/30/2012) [-]
I sucked at math and i have psychosis

Pray it's not me
User avatar #25 - coursicar (12/30/2012) [-]
read it all... my head hurts.
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