senior prank?

if this is in the girls restroom.... ohh good, don't say they actually wrote with.... EW!

Can you imagine how epic a senior prank at Hogwarts would be?

I would magically summon thousands of dildos and pixies. Each pixie grabs a dildo and chases a student around with it. Just imagine a giant swarm of dick-pixies, it would be like Pearl Harbor and Pornhub combined.

Is that... is that blood from her... period?

Can't believe she lost her virginity in the bathroom... how unclassy

She's talking about her period
Which, coincidentally, is what she wrote on the wall with

<- Right after he opened Hermione's "chamber of secrets"

I'm just thankful my girlfriend handles her periods well.

Bloody hell I hate these bleeding bitches.

My favorite senior prank is when you get into the school really late at night with about 5000 cups and fill them all up with water and place them across the hallways

It would take hours to clean up the next morning and if one spills, it would end up being a huge mess

Everyone's talking about senior pranks so why the fuck not.
We took the stapler from ever teachers desk and put them in jello. We then also took the couch from the teachers lounge and put it on the roof. We dubbed the couch mount Olympus and it is there to this day (I graduated two years ago).

So a girls chamber of secrets has been busted open.

So what.

And by chamber of secrets they mean that quiet virgin girl from the movie Teeth

and by that you mean the bitch on her period opened her legs?

Welp, now that I've written that message, I best clean up.

Someone did something like this at my school and all hell broke loose. They had hall monitors at every door sitting there on a chair. If you wanted to use the bathroom it was one at a time. Then after they would say wait here. They would go in there, check the entire room, come back out and say next! AND TO TOP IT OFF IT WAS ONLY LIKE THAT IN THE BOYS BATHROOMS! I hate my school.

>Be 10
>be in library class
>ask to go peepee
>step into stall
>"The chamber of secrets has been opened"
>written entirely in human shit
>mfw