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Best review ever!

I need one...

Knuckle Blaster Stern Gen" ii) Volt
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I grabbed. myw G. Stein Gun and shinori. it. Mt's my mum, running at my fees, thah
with my teeth. they were all incans/ claus. and I walked home victorique.
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#99 - medontknowenglish (01/04/2013) [-]
This Man is my Hero Q_Q
#92 - vikingfaen (12/30/2012) [-]
Old but gold.
Old but gold.
User avatar #95 to #92 - gunsforpandas (12/30/2012) [-]
This! Yes!
User avatar #93 to #92 - benasbenas (12/30/2012) [-]
i like that gif,
here's a thumb
#91 - DeathclawRulez (12/30/2012) [-]
RAGGLE FRAGGLE
+1
#90 - sushimesser **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
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#88 - einhetvin (12/30/2012) [-]
"...fearing my impressive RPM."
#85 - willindor (12/30/2012) [-]
OP's FW.
OP's FW.
User avatar #82 - cmonkey (12/30/2012) [-]
Literally started listening to that song right as i started to read this. Kinda creepy but epic!
#81 - radiohazard (12/30/2012) [-]
Have this sir!
Have this sir!
#80 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I tried that once. As soon as the taser hit my nipple though, I passed out.
Woke up to two monkeys and a mexican man probing my anus with a car door handle.
User avatar #79 - jtjas (12/30/2012) [-]
i cant stop laughing ******* AWESOME AS **** holy **** damn
#78 - feeniks (12/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #76 - narr (12/30/2012) [-]
I know I've seen it before or something similar but it made me almost throw up rereading it. I thank you for that.... Dick.
#75 - douchebuttt (12/30/2012) [-]
... Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
... Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
#73 - drlolpranks (12/30/2012) [-]
Falcon PUNCH!
#72 - abomii (12/30/2012) [-]
BISON JUMP PUNCH !!!
BISON JUMP PUNCH !!!
#71 - fuckinniggers (12/30/2012) [-]
By Buddha's bearded balls that has to be some of the funniest 						****					 I have read in a very long time!
By Buddha's bearded balls that has to be some of the funniest **** I have read in a very long time!
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