Lawyers.... So this is your plan?. This was Actually Said.. ti' l' iai'' l This was actually said in court and when from a transcript: Llwymr: "Doctor, Earn you
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This was Actually Said.. ti' l' iai'' l
This was actually said in court and when from a transcript:
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Submitted: 12/29/2012
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#16 - eternalcorn (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is old as ****
#78 - slashtrey (12/30/2012) [-]
seems legit
#42 - Fwimble (12/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?"
#8 - dovahsix (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 to #8 - richardastley (12/30/2012) [-]
I love content like this. They could somehow cite the case, but instead they go with "This was actually recorded in an actual case in a real court room. This isn't a lie at all."
User avatar #1 - pokemonstheshiz (12/29/2012) [+] (24 replies)
You can live without your cerebrum
You'd be in a completely vegetative state, but you could technically be alive.

So it's a mildly valid question, though unlikely. Better to be safe than sorry when you're a lawyer.
#5 to #3 - autoxx (12/29/2012) [-]
I always enjoy a good dangling modifier.
#66 - thebigcountry (12/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Forgive me if I am mistaken.... But to have an autopsy done... Doesn't the person have to be... You know.. Declared dead?
#76 - Wazzy (12/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - flyingbaconsixnine (12/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
ha ha ha.
classic gag.
#28 to #23 - xozonex (12/30/2012) [-]
Getting real sick of your ****
#95 - JMF (12/30/2012) [+] (24 replies)
Well, I thought it was humorous.
#115 - Womens Study Major (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
enjoy all of your red thumbs you 9gag loving faggots
#132 to #117 - odaer (12/30/2012) [-]
... so this is what it's like when people say they're bi-polar.
User avatar #38 - exnorth (12/30/2012) [+] (35 replies)
**exnorth rolls 3,221**

Quads and the first comment gets to decide what I do with a banana.
User avatar #49 to #38 - damago (12/30/2012) [-]
**damago rolls 7,882** shove it down your throat and don't pull it back out until you suffocate and die, you piece of ****
User avatar #63 - evilpotato (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is the doctor the witness, culprit, or both?
#20 - gnometrain (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP say's it happened, must be true.
User avatar #36 - The Fonz (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was Actually Said, about a week ago
User avatar #37 to #36 - psychonixx (12/30/2012) [-]
I saw this over a year ago.

Yeah, nah OPs a faggot.
#81 - Womens Study Major (12/30/2012) [-]
The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
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#7 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2012) [-]
if you're gonna copy old stuf atleast put it in a comp so we see lots of old stuff at once
#2 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2012) [-]
This is my favorite one of these
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