Lawyers.... So this is your plan?. This was Actually Said.. ti' l' iai'' l This was actually said in court and when from a transcript: Llwymr: "Doctor, Earn you
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So this is your plan?

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This was Actually Said.. ti' l' iai'' l
This was actually said in court and when from a transcript:
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Submitted: 12/29/2012
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User avatar #1 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (12/29/2012) [+] (24 replies)
You can live without your cerebrum
You'd be in a completely vegetative state, but you could technically be alive.

So it's a mildly valid question, though unlikely. Better to be safe than sorry when you're a lawyer.
#3 to #1 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
Ah, but the coroner did not say cerebrum, he said brain, which refers to the entire portion of the CNS in the cephalic cavity, including the midbrain and brainstem, which are required for sustained life. Lawyered.

Also, I feel I must point out one of the most missed grammatical errors of all time. It should be "because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk," not "because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." The latter version implies that the speaker's desk is inside of a jar, through what is known as a misplaced or dangling modifier.
#16 - eternalcorn (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is old as fuck
#78 - slashtrey ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
seems legit
#42 - Fwimble (12/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?"
#8 - dovahsix (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 to #8 - richardastley (12/30/2012) [-]
I love content like this. They could somehow cite the case, but instead they go with "This was actually recorded in an actual case in a real court room. This isn't a lie at all."
#66 - thebigcountry (12/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Forgive me if I am mistaken.... But to have an autopsy done... Doesn't the person have to be... You know.. Declared dead?
#76 - Wazzy (12/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - flyingbaconsixnine (12/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
ha ha ha.
classic gag.
#28 to #23 - xozonex (12/30/2012) [-]
Getting real sick of your shit
#95 - JMF (12/30/2012) [+] (24 replies)
Well, I thought it was humorous.
#7 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
if you're gonna copy old stuf atleast put it in a comp so we see lots of old stuff at once
#115 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
enjoy all of your red thumbs you 9gag loving faggots
#132 to #117 - odaer (12/30/2012) [-]
... so this is what it's like when people say they're bi-polar.
User avatar #38 - exnorth (12/30/2012) [+] (35 replies)
**exnorth rolls 3,221**

Quads and the first comment gets to decide what I do with a banana.
User avatar #49 to #38 - damago (12/30/2012) [-]
**damago rolls 7,882** shove it down your throat and don't pull it back out until you suffocate and die, you piece of shit
User avatar #63 - evilpotato (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is the doctor the witness, culprit, or both?
#20 - gnometrain (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP say's it happened, must be true.
User avatar #36 - The Fonz (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was Actually Said, about a week ago
User avatar #37 to #36 - psychonixx (12/30/2012) [-]
I saw this over a year ago.

Yeah, nah OPs a faggot.
#30 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
The 'Witness' quoted was Sir Bernard Spilsbury, who some see as the father of forensic pathology.
This joke is probably the oldest on FJ - Spilsbury died in 1947.
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#2 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
This is my favorite one of these
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