Never thought of it that way. . Nice guys are always getting mad when they see girls they like dating assholes, butturt imagine how US assholes feel when we see Never thought of it that way Nice guys are always getting mad when they see girls like dating assholes butturt imagine how US feel we
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Nice guys are always getting mad when they see girls they like dating
assholes, butturt imagine how US assholes feel when we see a girl we
like dating a nice guy.
It' s twice as infuriating for us... because we are assholes.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - pokemonstheshiz
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#27 to #3 - bummerdrummer
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my first thought was, "didnt ghandi say that? wait, ****...."
User avatar #25 - helenwheels
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Or maybe you should stop talking like females have a collective hive mind with all the same preferences and desires.
Girls like it when...
girls hate it when
girls don't like me

Stop it, girls hate that ****.
User avatar #37 to #25 - richardastley
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Tell us not to do something.

Conclude your argument with an example of what you told us not to do.
User avatar #44 to #37 - helenwheels
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Anon is correct my friend, it was indeed a joke.
User avatar #46 to #44 - richardastley
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Well ****... I guess I just went full retard...
User avatar #59 to #46 - helenwheels
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Its okay, we all do from time to time.
#118 to #37 - adayasalion
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#38 to #37 - anon id: feb53aa5
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I reckon it's called a joke.
#31 to #25 - anon id: 85cb631b
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fag
#42 to #31 - anon id: 609277f8
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He is probably not a fag. I enjoyed that joke. But he can be if he wants to.
#32 to #25 - anon id: 232f6be8
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and yet they do the same ******** with guys. double standards
#41 to #25 - anon id: 609277f8
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Good joke. +1 Green thumb.
#28 to #25 - dildobarbarian
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#65 - creosote
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Yeah, it's because we're nice that they don't date us. How about because we're clingy and don't know how to even go about making the transition from friend to boyfriend?
Yeah, it's because we're nice that they don't date us. How about because we're clingy and don't know how to even go about making the transition from friend to boyfriend?
#107 to #65 - anon id: 7079a19b
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transitioning s annoying....i liek to start out dating.
#70 to #65 - creosote
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Oh God, how foolish of me! I stated from personal experience of what prevents me and many other men from forming a meaningful relationship with a woman, instead of concluding that it's because I'm too good of a person for the shallower sex!
Oh God, how foolish of me! I stated from personal experience of what prevents me and many other men from forming a meaningful relationship with a woman, instead of concluding that it's because I'm too good of a person for the shallower sex!
#76 to #70 - jelatinman
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User avatar #79 to #76 - creosote
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Did you mean to reply to Anon just now?
#73 to #70 - anon id: b88238f6
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I don't know what the **** you tried to say in both of your posts, so I'm going to assume you are British.
#155 to #73 - pokemonstheshiz
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I'm sorry dear, I'm afraid I don't speak that dreadful crumpet language of yours. You must learn to speak American properly.
#138 - wanicochil
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And in the comments below   
   
You will find "Nice guys"   
Girls that try to explain why they go for assholes but come off as dumb   
Guys that are saying they are assholes and/or alpha   
And then people complaining about the previous 3 listed   
   
Enjoy your stay at FJ comments section, where your thoughts are our number one priority
And in the comments below

You will find "Nice guys"
Girls that try to explain why they go for assholes but come off as dumb
Guys that are saying they are assholes and/or alpha
And then people complaining about the previous 3 listed

Enjoy your stay at FJ comments section, where your thoughts are our number one priority
User avatar #169 to #138 - buttplugmaster
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"Where your thoughts are our number one priority" Mysides.jpg
#194 to #138 - greatcornholio
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Don't forget the infamous mind reading asians.
User avatar #140 to #138 - lolkoi
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NO ONE ELSE COMMENT. This is perfect.
User avatar #158 to #138 - varvaki
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damnit i started cracking up when i saw vegata's left eye starting to drift off
#143 to #138 - damago
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#160 - slashtrey
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>act like an asshole
>girl falls for a nice guy
>act like a nice guy
>girl falls for an asshole

>mfw
#162 to #160 - anon id: 35be9409
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Maybe you're just ugly.
#165 to #162 - slashtrey
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#260 to #160 - metallicamyach
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#261 to #260 - slashtrey
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>be me   
>**** you up in bowling   
>feel bad   
>throw the next game   
>**** was so cash.   
   
>mfw
>be me
>**** you up in bowling
>feel bad
>throw the next game
>**** was so cash.

>mfw
#84 - bangsaidthegun
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The comment section for this post
#87 to #84 - creosote
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More like the comment section for this whole site.
More like the comment section for this whole site.
#96 to #87 - Keoul
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#100 to #96 - creosote
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User avatar #98 - rdangerdash
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How about instead of being a "nice guy" you just treat her like a normal human being. Acting like some clingy kiss ass isn't really going to help. Making her see that you are someone she can get along with and hang out with might. I don't see why people are so hung up on the idea of being a "nice guy". How about being an actual person for once.
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User avatar #130 to #98 - divinecreator
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they're hung up on being nice guys because thats what bitches say they want but they dont really mean it
#91 - anon id: ddd7e3d0
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If I may FJ?
I am a nice girl. Or at least I believe I am.
But there is a problem with the guys I've dated. They are neither assholes, nor nice guys. I have dated both, one claimed to be an asshole and was. Another claimed to be an asshole and wasn't. But the problem was with with the guys that claimed... and seriously believed they were "nice guys".
It was the guy that claimed to be the nice guy that was the worst. He calls on his own time, which is cool cause he works. But then gets off the phone after telling me what he has to tell me and thats it. He texts what HE has to say and thats it.
He visits me when HE wants to visit and thats it.
He takes me out where HE wants to go and thats it. BUT hes a nice guy right?
I do have to say it was the apparent assholes that made an attempt at talking for a while. Texting EVERY day, and responding to even the most random of texts. Going to places we BOTH liked and at least, for a while, making me feel wanted and needed. Unlike the nice guy who just kindof left me in limbo hoping he would give me a call and tell me ALL ABOUT him :).
I mean, its not like I dont tell guys what I'm like when we get together. So you cant say I'm clingy I just expect to get a response to a question.
>Although, the assholes sucked too. They were genuine jackasses. But they were nice in that way.
#95 to #91 - anon id: 80c82b7e
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bitch i "came" for funny stuff not a ******* novel to read. = End Transmission=
#136 to #91 - bighairybacon
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User avatar #142 to #91 - counteractive
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Guy who claimed to be nice was an asshole
Guy who claimed to be an asshole was nice

Your conclusion:
Nice guys are assholes
assholes are nice

Processing...

What?
User avatar #170 to #91 - perfectconfusion
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1. Realize you are a stupid bitch.
2. Realize you have a ****** taste in men.
3. Go cry yourself to sleep.
4. Finally, become a lesbian
#110 to #91 - radtroll
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This is FJ. Tit or GTFO
#173 to #110 - anon id: 96e09e79
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Everyone on FJ complains about girls not liking them because they're to nice, but two seconds ater they say women don't have logic, they have to stay in the kitchen, ect..
User avatar #196 to #173 - radtroll
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I'm usually the nice guy and I'm sick of dumb, stupid, irrational, full of ****,bitches like you, so shut the **** up, it's a good advise if you don't want to end up alone with 7 cats.
#120 to #110 - anon id: d53bf1d9
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This is FJ, not /b

You GTFO.
#112 to #91 - notstill
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Grow a pair and don't post anonymously, you obviously care more about your thumbs than what you're saying so why should we care about your point if you don't?
#97 to #91 - exyted
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how do we know this is a girl? she never gets to the point.



we all know what kind of girls roam FJ
#108 to #91 - lazragoon
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You are the reason guys send us to the kitchen.  Get to the ******* point. You just rambled on about how nice guys are jackasses and how jackasses are nice.  What the ****.
You are the reason guys send us to the kitchen. Get to the ******* point. You just rambled on about how nice guys are jackasses and how jackasses are nice. What the ****.
#92 to #91 - thedarkestrogue
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I am a neutral guy. I can be a dick. I can also be very nice. Depends on my mood.
User avatar #123 - juciefruit
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Judging from the comments just about every single boy on fj thinks that hes a "nice guy" that deserves to be with his crush. It's like going on facebook and looking at all the pictures of women with their tits hanging out saying, "I deserve to be with my prince charming who likes me for my mind." stfu about it already, even if you're the nicest guy in the world that doesn't mean that women are bitches for not liking you. Stop crying over it. And I am willing to bet that every guy who claims to be the "nice guy" wont go out with a nice girl who likes him but isn't pretty. Sometimes girls don't just want a nice guy, sometimes they want more than some clingy ass ************ crying all the time about being too nice. stfu about it and stop crying
User avatar #125 to #123 - skysailor
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I agree completely. People need to realize that there are more qualities to someone and to relationships in general than how nice people are.
#4 - anon id: db1b797a
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Anon here, there are a few reasons why the the nice guy doesn't get the girl.

1. The girl is a complete bitch, and you're too caught up in her looks and how good a "friend" she is to realise that these's a girl at the back of the class hoping upon hope you'll just look at her.

2. You're just not good with talking in general. Not a very social person, and I understand, but you can't just hope some girl will talk to you. Put a little effort in. Go out there and talk. Just be sure when you get to talking, it's not that bitch I referred to in example 1.

3.You're just not that attractive. Don't take that too harshly, man. Just brush up, get a hair cut, hit the gym. Feeling confident means looking confident.

I'm running out of ideas here. Any questions just ask, I will reply.
#34 to #4 - xgeneration
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**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Mr.T here to save the day **
Number 2 is exactly me, the feels.
User avatar #33 to #4 - hadzz
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Any question you say? What is the meaning of life?
User avatar #222 to #33 - gaynigger
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42
#9 to #4 - olafskii
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do u know how to get rid of pimples?
and if I brush my teeth regulary will they become whiter or should I go to the dentist to get them whitened?
User avatar #35 to #9 - xgeneration
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Try some face wash for the pimples or do what the guy below me said.
And for the teeth just brush them regulary, try to change the toothpaste every once in awhile too.
User avatar #36 to #35 - xgeneration
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regularly*
User avatar #20 to #9 - odio
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a towel on your pillow works most of the time
#50 to #20 - olafskii
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ive always wondered how does that work?does the towel absorb these pimples or something?
#171 to #50 - anon id: 57766554
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A lot of oil can build up on your pillow case unless you change it everyday and think about it your face is touching it for like 8 hours a day so it definitely does help some people.
#90 to #50 - anon id: 3a60c62f
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Not really, some small improvement
#26 to #4 - babyanalraper
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Sorry, this is not a question D:

But I've learned that women love what they can't get. The fault that many men make is that they become slaves for their desired woman. She doesn't mind having someone who's up for ANYTHING, but she's no attracted by it. Therefore, without being cold or anything, be moderately interested; DON'T text her every time you see her online, or all the time on you phone; DON'T reply instantly, make her think that you're doing stuff. She must feel a need to earn you approval, not be overwhelmed by it.

Another fault I've noticed amongst men is the platonic approach to their godess. If anyone has read the book "The Collector", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Anyway, women like sex as well, and from my experience, they don't mind if you're a bit cheeky. For instance: She says "brb shower", you answer "pics or it ain't true", "need any help lathering your back" or something like that. I guess this is what "assholes" do, they dare to hit on the girl.

But, as I said, women enjoy sex as well. Thus, don't expect the most beautiful lady you've ever met to fall for you unless you're decent looking yourself. And whilst some are born beauty, pretty much everyone can obtain it by tending to their hygiene and working out; it will improve your general look as well, I promise (as anon said in his 3rd point).

Finally, you're not always lucky in the game of love, and sometimes it might be wiser to forfeit and open your eyes for other girls. It's not like you're capable of only loving one person, and it's a lot nicer caring for someone who cares back instead of wasting energy with no refund. And when you've been in a few relationships, gained some experience and confidence, your chances on getting THAT girl will be considerably higher, should you still love her.

TL;DR: Don't lock target on one woman; don't act like you're not attracted by her and don't try to please her in every possible way.

Warning, does not apply to everyone
#43 to #26 - masteh
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Sorry, this is a question

What the **** kinda name is that?
#239 to #43 - babyanalraper
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A ******* good name, and a good name for *******!
User avatar #119 to #26 - ovary
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Like im gonna take relationship advice from a guy named babyanalraper
User avatar #240 to #119 - babyanalraper
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Also works on children
User avatar #127 to #26 - mahnamesjakers
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This is true, until I got my first girlfriend I thought that girls were never in the mood to do anything sex related. I found out that they're just the same as guys, they just hide it better.
#167 to #26 - anon id: 57766554
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Guys please ignore this, er, person's username and listen to them! I'm a girl and I've seen many attempts to answer the question "I'm a nice guy why did she friendzone me boo hoo" but this is the most spot on advice I've seen. I love that you included the bit about "I guess this is what 'assholes' do, they dare to hit on the girl." because that is so ******* true. Don't go overboard with this though, that's the key and for some girls will make them act sexier, here's a little example, if she does something hot, tell her "wow haha that was pretty hot" or something of the like, don't be like "omggg that was SOOOO sexyyyyy :D" because then she won't try because she thinks that you see her as a sex goddess already. That's just my thoughts on hitting on girls, even though I could probably go on forever just cause I love fj guys so much and I want you all to be happy :) I really could not care less if this gets thumbs, just trying to help
User avatar #241 to #167 - babyanalraper
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Not much use getting thumbs as an anon anyway ^^ But I'm glad that you can verify the tips as a girl. I've seen too many depressive cases of people trying to earn the love of a woman by worshipping her, and so far, no happiness has sprung from it.