Never thought of it that way

my first thought was, "didnt ghandi say that? wait, shit...."

Anon is correct my friend, it was indeed a joke.

Well shit... I guess I just went full retard...

Its okay, we all do from time to time.

Sorry, this is not a question D:

But I've learned that women love what they can't get. The fault that many men make is that they become slaves for their desired woman. She doesn't mind having someone who's up for ANYTHING, but she's no attracted by it. Therefore, without being cold or anything, be moderately interested; DON'T text her every time you see her online, or all the time on you phone; DON'T reply instantly, make her think that you're doing stuff. She must feel a need to earn you approval, not be overwhelmed by it.

Another fault I've noticed amongst men is the platonic approach to their godess. If anyone has read the book "The Collector", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Anyway, women like sex as well, and from my experience, they don't mind if you're a bit cheeky. For instance: She says "brb shower", you answer "pics or it ain't true", "need any help lathering your back" or something like that. I guess this is what "assholes" do, they dare to hit on the girl.

But, as I said, women enjoy sex as well. Thus, don't expect the most beautiful lady you've ever met to fall for you unless you're decent looking yourself. And whilst some are born beauty, pretty much everyone can obtain it by tending to their hygiene and working out; it will improve your general look as well, I promise (as anon said in his 3rd point).

Finally, you're not always lucky in the game of love, and sometimes it might be wiser to forfeit and open your eyes for other girls. It's not like you're capable of only loving one person, and it's a lot nicer caring for someone who cares back instead of wasting energy with no refund. And when you've been in a few relationships, gained some experience and confidence, your chances on getting THAT girl will be considerably higher, should you still love her.

TL;DR: Don't lock target on one woman; don't act like you're not attracted by her and don't try to please her in every possible way.

Warning, does not apply to everyone

Sorry, this is a question

What the fuck kinda name is that?

A fucking good name, and a good name for fucking!

Like im gonna take relationship advice from a guy named babyanalraper

Also works on children

Not much use getting thumbs as an anon anyway ^^ But I'm glad that you can verify the tips as a girl. I've seen too many depressive cases of people trying to earn the love of a woman by worshipping her, and so far, no happiness has sprung from it.

This is true, until I got my first girlfriend I thought that girls were never in the mood to do anything sex related. I found out that they're just the same as guys, they just hide it better.

do u know how to get rid of pimples?
and if I brush my teeth regulary will they become whiter or should I go to the dentist to get them whitened?

Try some face wash for the pimples or do what the guy below me said.
And for the teeth just brush them regulary, try to change the toothpaste every once in awhile too.

regularly*

a towel on your pillow works most of the time

ive always wondered how does that work?does the towel absorb these pimples or something?

Why aren't anons cool like you?

Any question you say? What is the meaning of life?

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Number 2 is exactly me, the feels.

Don't thumb him down; he speaks the sad truth

One of these days we'll figure it out.

Oh God, how foolish of me! I stated from personal experience of what prevents me and many other men from forming a meaningful relationship with a woman, instead of concluding that it's because I'm too good of a person for the shallower sex!

I'm sorry dear, I'm afraid I don't speak that dreadful crumpet language of yours. You must learn to speak American properly.

Did you mean to reply to Anon just now?

damnit i started cracking up when i saw vegata's left eye starting to drift off

NO ONE ELSE COMMENT. This is perfect.

Don't forget the infamous mind reading asians.

"Where your thoughts are our number one priority" Mysides.jpg

>be me
>fuck you up in bowling
>feel bad
>throw the next game
>shit was so cash.

>mfw

More like the comment section for this whole site.

they're hung up on being nice guys because thats what bitches say they want but they dont really mean it

I agree completely. People need to realize that there are more qualities to someone and to relationships in general than how nice people are.

You may be new to the internet then/

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also this, worth the read about WHY you're in the friendzone

holy shit. thank you for this. If you were a girl, I'd give you a hug. how bout a brofist?

I don't fit under most of this, but just enough to feel like a total ass.

Well, that's all true in a lot of cases. However, some girls go for actual assholes, just because of his state of popularity, etc, just because she wants the status resulting from that.

let me preface what will surly be a long winded remark with i had to sign in to write this, because not that you care but whatever i dont do it often. while alot of this is true, trying to be something your not wont help. there isnt really a difference between trying and trying to hard, if you have to try at all to try to win someones affection, chances are that there out of your league. and even if it happens from my personal experience i can honestly say that it will probably end poorly. its the relationships that happen organically, without you trying or forcing it that end up being the ones to treasure. and if there is someone that you like that your to shy to fess up your true feelings, your a dick, an asshole and a prick, friends dont keep secrets. put it on the table and let her deal with it, if she cant deal with it then thats her problem, but chances are if you tell her your feelings it will have an impact, because shed have to be a cold hearted bitch to not be the least bit touched and if she is one than you shouldnt want anything to do with her anyways. also coming from a guy who straddles the asshole/nice guy line depending who hes talking to, chances are these assholes are just being a dick to you because they can and they think its funny, but dont worry word travels and it will bite their ass later. also have this gif because you read this whole damn thing

I think most of them would mostly get sad, rather than mad. But hey, sadness can lead to madness.

Hue, I'm such a rhymer.

I don't want a relationship at all. It seems like they just cause bad things to happen and then they only end in tears. There's no point.

the point are the nice things. not all end in tears.

Nice things don't last long.

not with that attitude

This is kind of like saying "Love sucks" love and relationships don't suck, the people in them do. If you want to be in a good relationship then just find someone that you know it will work out with, like a really good friend or someone that you've known a long enough time to see their personality. If you don't give something a try you will never know if its good or not.

Love does suck and I will have no involvement in it.
And exactly, I won't know if I'm missing anything because I won't know any different.

Love doesn't suck, from experience its wonderful, but it has to be with someone that does not suck. Its terrible to see people be so negative about a relationship just because they have seen other peoples fail.

Why thumb him down? He's right, everyone on this site is still young. You don't need to get into a serious relationship and get married at the age of 20. Take your time guys, experience life. When you're satisfied with what you've done, settle down.

While you are right, we probably won't die alone, we are still alone right now and we like to live in the moment.

i agree haha i couldnt care less about relationships, or sex, i have a good universoty education on the go and sponsored skateboarding life on the side, i need no women right now haha

...and how much of a twat do i look now, saying i have a good education then go spell university wrong.... nice one.

You GAVE them the money faggot. Stop whining

Called dates and gifts (they require money) and you actually took the time to find a flaw in something I said instead of taking the moral of what I said, you really do care

"Gifts"
Hahahahahaha

Yes people give gifts, you are just proving that you're an asshole like in the post.

You GIVE girls gift and CHOOSE to pay for the dates and then complain about it. Wow

I'm sorry, if we go any further you will end up agreeing with me but think it is insulting me, I will leave you with the little dignity you have left to make you feel that you have won in this discussion.

Stay beta.

At least you don't try and put on a show.

a faggot