Coooool.. . The fact that this sea creature looks exactly like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile like a rock - it eats by sucking in water and filtering out microorganisms - and its deer blood mysteriously secretes a rare mineral called vanadium. Also, it' s born male, becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and reproduces by teasing clouds of sperm and eggs inte the water and hoping they kneel: tegether.
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Coooool.

The fact that this sea creature looks exactly
like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest
thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile
like a rock - it eats by sucking in water and
filtering out microorganisms - and its deer
blood mysteriously secretes a rare mineral
called vanadium. Also, it' s born male,
becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and
reproduces by teasing clouds of sperm and
eggs inte the water and hoping
they kneel: tegether.
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User avatar #14 - anonemous (12/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
so it just sits there eating and masturbating.......
#10 - wotanpiky ONLINE (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i found my new pet
#41 - diablojoe (12/29/2012) [-]
well, that's one mystery solved....
well, that's one mystery solved....
User avatar #11 - viscerys (12/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
That may well be the most useless organism in existence...
#29 - youfayl (12/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#43 - roelrollx (12/29/2012) [-]
Patricks beauty (rocky)
#84 - joemand (12/29/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now!
#1 - rmoran (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because the name wasn't given:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis
#30 - tonlynx ONLINE (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Does this mean I can finally have a pet rock?
User avatar #58 - thereisaguy (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Man could you imagine being a kid at the beach and kicking the rock and just having blood spray out of it? That shit would be terrifying.
#351 - artvandelay (12/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's natural enemy is paper.
#49 - andyyyyyy (12/29/2012) [-]
so you CAN have a pet rock
#363 - unclebub (12/30/2012) [-]
And there they saw a rock

But it wasn't a rock

It was a Rock....Lobster

ROCK LOBSTER.....
#216 - aproudpatriot (12/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This explains the "snail race" episode of spongebob
#77 - bloofy (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But can it see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #4 - sketchbrah (12/29/2012) [-]
>talks about a cool creature
>doesn't give name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis
#139 - AquariusCyclone (12/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Your move, creationists.
#227 - creosote (12/30/2012) [-]
But does it blend?
But does it blend?
#284 - hentaisweetie (12/30/2012) [-]
>Gives a run-down of creatures info from how it eats, reproduces, and how it's born
>Leave out the creatures name
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