Scumbag Booze. I thought I'd share. Did that guy just bumped into you by accident? It be best to punch him in the face... NOW! If you keep talking the police wi
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Scumbag Booze

I thought I'd share

Did that guy just
bumped into you
by accident?
It be best to punch
him in the face...
NOW!
If you keep talking
the police will let
This closet sure
looks like a
nice place. -.
Dude. -- Trust me!
we know how
Why are you pefectly
going Inside? good spot
on the
front lawn.
they just didn' t
hear you
Say it WAY
Iou den
You can jump from
the motto the pool.
Trust me. I have
done this before.
You know what' s
weaker than your
fist? That I. -.Mtndew!
Girls love
illegible
texts at 3 AM.
WISH TH ICKE' I"
...
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Submitted: 12/28/2012
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#4 - abaraxus (12/29/2012) [-]
dude that wall was talking **** about you...
#2 - yoursandwitch (12/29/2012) [-]
Bro that guy just said something about you. You should hit 'em and then say you love him.
User avatar #9 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
And drunks call me a loser for smoking weed.
at least i do none of the above.
#13 to #9 - PubLandlord (12/29/2012) [-]
Dude , trust me you're definitely a philosopher and should totally be a politician as you know more than all the world leaders, Ghandi ain't got **** on you my friend
#8 - SuperSixONE (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bro underground fight clubs are where the money is, trust me.
#10 - bosskiss (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
trust me taking a 5th glass isn't doing you any hurt
#41 - jarelk (12/29/2012) [-]
You've had a sip so it's okay to act hammered now, you can trust me.
#23 - theblastradius (12/29/2012) [-]
Dude, you should go on and on about how interesting you are. The people will love it.
User avatar #16 - Midirr ONLINE (12/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Fix the heineken one:

if you keep talking to the police he will notice your breath smells like piss

Seriously, heineken is not beer, not even close....
Belgian beers for life!!
User avatar #33 to #16 - ishalltroll (12/29/2012) [-]
Being german and having drank quite a few beer sorts, I recognize Heineken as a quite good beer actually, it's different, but cold it's really, really good.
#42 - applescryatnight (12/29/2012) [-]
pick one of the above - 70%
DANCE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD - 30%
#53 - malacyman (12/29/2012) [-]
>party at my place
>cousin,friend( has black belt in judo) and I in basement
>friend puts cousin in choke hold, drags him to the ground
> makes friend repeatedly yell " I know how to survive"
> i break it up by putting friend in a seatbelt style hold.
>friend can't break free
>friend calms down so i let him go
>friend gets up and doesn't even make it 15 feet to the door and vomits everywhere


-The great adventures of Red Stag.
#48 - shtinkyfinger (12/29/2012) [-]
The reason i sleep "crawled" around my Grandmothers bedroom saying i had to compete in the Coventry olympics. dear god the poor woman
User avatar #18 - prickstick (12/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
People have a tendency to excuse themselves for doing ridicolous things saying they were drunk.. No matter how drunk i've been (And trust me, i've been incredibly drunk) i always have some kind of self-control and reason left...
#36 to #35 - prickstick (12/29/2012) [-]
u sure tho?

also, no that is not me
User avatar #15 - jinix (12/29/2012) [-]
Tags used correctly?! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!
#7 - phoenix grinder (12/29/2012) [-]
you can totally penetrate that cream filled long john. destroy it
User avatar #54 - RoyalNightmare (12/29/2012) [-]
Now we wait while the comments fill with elitists saying which alcohol's suck and which are better.
#52 - reican (12/29/2012) [-]
**reican rolled a random image posted in comment #2195240 at FJ RPG ** mfw the water replacing budweiser
#49 - blueeyeswhitevenom (12/29/2012) [-]
**blueeyeswhitevenom rolled a random image posted in comment #2390547 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board ** mfw I'm drunk
#46 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
Which do you listen to, the cops, or a can of piss?
heineken.jpg
#45 - zeropro (12/29/2012) [-]
Are you puking?? You big pussy!!!!
One more shot, c'mon!!!!!!
#37 - giveobamaquarters (12/29/2012) [-]
quick, grab her ass. she's not even looking
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