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Lost it at PASTA.

That moment you find out that you are not the only Italian on this site!

sì noi siamo i vostri dei stolti! (yes we are your gods, fools!)

What the shit? How is this thumbed up? I was high when I wrote this comment..

So that's the secret..

And all americans are inbred fat cunts who misuse guns everyday and claim to be in the best country ever.

See how general insults sound stupid to the rest of us? keep your ignorant opinions to yourself brah

well played >_>

That's funny cause you're probably in the USA and it's probably one of those italian wannabes, or only have italian roots. I'm italian, living in Italy, I never got threatened by anyone in my life. Well of course, if you met someone from Rome or southern italy, then it's different. That's like the fucking jungle man, people get shot there. I live in the master pure northern part of the country, where (almost, due to the economical situation) everyone has a job and lives almost happily.

I find-a your lack-a faith disturbink.

to be honest, I'm 50% Italian on my mom's side, and my great grandmother on my dad's side was a nazi. No joke. I always feel as though I'm fighting myself..

C-can I move in with you?

I'm 20, and still living with my parents (yes, I have to confirm you this, the habit of staying with your parents until you are 30 is very frequent here. It's hard to leave mom's comforts for us, and most of us can't even start living on their own due to money difficulties), plus I can see you're dutch. I like dutch people :> As soon as I can find a home to live by myself in, you are definitely welcome :>



Gif not even slightly related

all of my friends (me too, of course) still live with their parents aswell.
Also here's a typical italian cat using body language

It's funny because when my family gets together (We're all Italian) all of us are gesturing and moving around so much, it looks like everyone has tourettes.

I'm 20 as well and we pretty much have the same habit (age varries across the country).

I've been on vacation to Lago di Garda, twice to the Lago Maggiore and once to the Po-delta and visited Venice. I can honestly tell you I'm in love with Italy.

I'm glad you enjoyed the northern part of italy :D not many tourists actually do that (I still can't figure out why Lago di Garda is so full of dutch tourists :P) I can't deny that, in terms of tourism, you can pretty much decide any location here in italy, but i think that from Tuscany and below there's much more to see (if you're planning a beach holiday and stuff like that) I live pretty close to Milano, but I guess you didn't visit that :P

The Dutch are pretty much pack animals, going en masse to the French Riviera, Spanish Costa del Sol and what remains goes to Lago di Garda. It's silly.
The beaches don't really interest me, they're pretty much the same everywhere you go, I rather head into the old cities. c:

The closest I've been to Milano is probably Bergamo.

My girlfriend is from a town near bergamo so I know the place :D I like it, but the accent from bergamo is so funny i can barely hold a conversation with locals :')

Somehow, for some reason I didn't notice the accent. :P
It's a beautiful city, we went up to the old city by cogtrain.

THANK YOU

I came back from Italy, and I couldn't stop doing that for like 2 weeks.

... What it mean?

It kinda means "what the fuck?", italians aren't the only one to use these kind of expressions when they talk

You're right, Argentinians do it too.

That was what I was thinking (my parents are argentine) ;)

Ahh.. I just needed to know the phrase before it made complete sense with the sign

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Good for you

His words: Ma che cazzo stai a dì?

Eng: What the fuck are you talking about?

Liar, your so Italian your post makes me read Homer talking with his hands.

you're*

You typed out that post (i.e. communicated) with your hands. Check mate.

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only fujoshi like hetalia

also this?
if he had no hands he wouldn't be able to wave his white flag

Now where's the fun in doing it right?