will you remember

Explain please.

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wat

here comes the thumbs!

W: "Hey honey. What's on the TV"
M: "Dust"

W: "When I look at the mirror I see myself old, fat and ugly. I really need a compliment"
M: "Your vision is perfect"

yes honey, you have the same rights as i do

What is the difference between you and my job?

After a year, my job still sucks

M: John is kill.
F: No.

M: "Hey honey, you want to hear a joke?:
W:"Sure."
M:"Feminisim."

"I got a present for you. It's shiny, and goes from 0 to 300 in 5 seconds. It's a weight scale."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing; she's already been told twice.

Jim: So there's this guy with an ugly ass whore wife let's call him Jim.

Somehow this is still hysterical

I think i'll have to agree with you! Also, a tip pf the hat for 0 fucks given at any time. Enjoy FJ my friend

really? we couldn't tell, glad to have your incredible insight

that's fucking funny man

BOWIE!!!! MY ONE LOVE AND LIFE SOUL MATE! <3

God dayum, beat me to it.

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Wow dropped in the weird part of youtube welp time to look at random shit

I read that like 5 times before scrolling down to next slides to find out what it meant

me too.

I had no idea what was going on.

You been punchin buttholes, boy?

...No

That's disturbing, but congrats on the $5.

Pics or it didn't happen

That's awesome, but contrats on the poop.