Alpha as fuck. Revenge. we me we 16 yhave 8110 knever wants to have sex efil months later teem this at a party bl rage hard Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
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Alpha as fuck

Revenge

we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this ********** at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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#1 - pezzyboy (12/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
But it could be his though right?
But it could be his though right?
#35 - VaultTechy (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone in the comments saying "I don't think that really happened!",
******* , no goddamn **** it didn't, it's obviously made up, most greentext stories are, but the point is, it's funny as **** and you're a sad human being if you read something like this and immediately start fact-checking and analyzing it's plausibility.
#40 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Well, you dumped a women who cheated off you with a random stranger and brought your genes to the next generation. I say win.
#58 - vegetatheprince (12/29/2012) [-]
That's pretty ******** revenge actually.
User avatar #86 - forteatwo (12/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah... the sperm cells would definitely die when exposed to vapid air and being crushed around on someone's hand, furthermore, if you're underage, you HAVE to get a maternity test (a DNA test), at least that's the law in my state.
User avatar #91 to #86 - thepalmtoptiger (12/29/2012) [-]
How about no.

Sperm can survive for several hours outside of the body, provided that it isn't ridiculously hot or cold. Most places don't require a paternity test either, (we all know the mother, you ******* .)
User avatar #4 - cleverguy (12/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
that wouldn't work
User avatar #13 to #4 - EhBud (12/28/2012) [-]
semen can survive for awhile outside the body
#17 - galgawine (12/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Or this never happened and is obvious lie
Or this never happened and is obvious lie
#43 - ilikepatatas (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**ilikepatatas rolled a random image posted in comment #407818 at Anime & Manga ** please be a tomato!!, please be a tomato!!
#45 to #43 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Cat Fountain Glitch **   
Close enough
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Cat Fountain Glitch **
Close enough
User avatar #93 - spartusee (12/29/2012) [-]
That is nice revenge. But I wouldn't want a whore and a ********** raising my child.
#37 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2336674 at MLP Friendly Board **
<If this isn't a picture of a Hitler flying on a carpet with a rainbow-trail, I nailed the random roll.
#38 to #37 - blutzcrunk (12/29/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2457296 at MLP Friendly Board **
<Nailed it
#102 - SemiAnon (12/29/2012) [-]
"Alpha" would have been dumping her and never looking back as soon as he found out she cheated on him.
"Beta" is needing to have revenge.
#53 - dharkmoswen (12/29/2012) [+] (41 replies)
Wow... So you get a girl pregnant INTENTIONALLY, then leave it up to someone else to raise YOUR child? You irresponsible, self-centered, moronic prick! -.-
#55 to #53 - vedomajkatrololol (12/29/2012) [-]
What are you even doing on this website
#23 - iamtheoc (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He must have some seriously beast sperm to get a girl pregnant just by ********* .
#20 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be me
Enough to know it's some underage kid making up stories.
#101 - elektra (12/29/2012) [-]
Why you want your child to be raised by a cheating whore and a fag ?
User avatar #79 - Omegashenron (12/29/2012) [-]
How does he know it's his?
#60 - Crisfall (12/29/2012) [-]
**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at How I feel after it finally snows. ** my offspring
User avatar #76 - thetattooedone (12/29/2012) [-]
Depending on how long after the party was, it could be *********** baby.
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