Alpha as fuck

Toothless is so cute!

I know!

Just found another gif of him!

Faved hahaha

http://www.tumblr. com/tagged/toothless%20gifs Enjoy! And yes, he made that film probably my favourite dreamworks film, and the soundtrack is awesome! Great, now I have to watch it again.

I feel the exact same hahaha, I'm gonna go watch it now. :)

by which I mean the ***********

******* finally! Someone says it. You sir are a goddamn hero in my book.

A thumb for you, good sir/madam

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And then he has sex with his daughter!
No?

How about no.

Sperm can survive for several hours outside of the body, provided that it isn't ridiculously hot or cold. Most places don't require a paternity test either, (we all know the mother, you ******* .)

Paternity*

semen can survive for awhile outside the body

Sure, but it still needs to enter the womb where the egg lies ready. You can't get pregnant by having semen in your ****** . And with just ********* , the semen entering the womb seems highly unlikely.

No, anytime the male reproductive materials come into contact with a females reproductive organs through direct or indirect means, there is always the possibility of pregnancy unless ADEQUATE measures have been taken to prevent it.

Adequate measures could be contraceptives, could be surgery, medication, et cetera. Please note that not all contraceptives work 100% of the time and very few of them are foolproof; hence, I used the word"Adequate."

For a cleverguy you really aren't that smart

you're right that it wouldn't work, but your reason is wrong.

>implying that anything on 4chan is the truth

nothing is true, everything is permited

those who do not deserve to be the victims of those who take it as their creed

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

-top of 4chan

it's 4chan...

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Close enough

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<Nailed it

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<mfw I nailed the nailed it.

What are you even doing on this website

See above.

THANK YOU! At least someone gets it

Its.
A.
JOKE.

You are an embarrassment to females. Shut the **** up.

How exactly? Because I stand up for us?

No, because you go on the internet and act like an obnoxious bitch whenever someone makes a joke.

btw... I'm usually the one making the bad jokes....

ya... like this has happened before. this is abnormal for me. I'm usually a very passive person

K.

hush slut

So wanting a father to actually take responsibility makes me a slut? PLEASE explain your reasoning. I have popcorn.

Read the picture you ignorant **** .

You people still find this funny. This is just sickening. Of course it's false. It's not only a green story, but it's highly improbable that you COULD get someone prego like that. I'm still waiting to hear how that makes me a slut.

(btw... I don't see how it's a bad thing that I avoid 4chan)

Please cancel your internet service.

Because I don't go to 4chan? HA!!! I don't go to 4chan... so I should get off the internet? You've had more than one bad idea in your life, so you should unplug your brain... See the flawed logic there?

I didn't say it was because you don't go to 4chan, it was because you're and ignorant **** .

Also proved my point on the ignorant **** part.

And is being ignorant of 4chan a bad thing?

Ignorance of various types of humor.

Some people see some chick getting raped by a midget as funny, but it doesn't make it any less sick and wrong.

Ok yes the internet is a horrible place.....just please I recommend you just stop arguing before you get thumbed down into oblivion


hush


it's ok

lol I'm not meaning it as arguing, and I could care less about thumbs, tbh. I like stating my opinion and if people don't like that, they can kiss my ass.

No, if I was said girl, as soon as I found this out, I would sue for 5 years back child support, emotional trauma, and rape.... I'm not retarded, I'm just sick and tired of pricks like this shoving their children off on someone else.

you do realize this is the internet .. that probably never happened .. even if it did its funny as **** aannd she deserved it for being a slut

the fact that you are so butthurt means you are somewhat like the villan in this story and you unconciensly put yourself in her shoes thus making you butthurt

Actually my butthurt comes from the dad of my daughter refusing to be in her life. Yes, I'm butthurt, and if you don't like me saying it, then move along.

soooooo you just proved my point in a way? lol

HOW!? I'm no villain. I had a bf, we broke up under good terms. I found out I was pregnant and he refused to have any involvement. How does that make me a villain? And if it's me putting myself in her place, so what?

sighs .... listen here sweetheart ... this is the internet ... we do not care about your personal problems unless maybe you showed tits but that is a diferent story..
the only reason you have not been redthumbed to oblivion is because you have a vjay jay.. you dont go into a site that is supost to be just for entertainment and try to polute peoples fun by geting mad over something because it relates to a personal issue you have! that is ignorent and selfish .... you dont like the content you skip or at most thumb down and skip. settle your **** before you come here

Generally I do this. This, however, hit a nerve.

Wah, personal experiences make this not funny :((((

Yeah. and I have a right to voice that.

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK

But the same goes for you ;)

Please stop embarrassing your gender. It's probably not even a true story, even if it is wouldn't the cheating girlfriend deserve getting cuckoo'd like that?

here you go for next time you post about how you are pissed on here...then at least you can keep your self from getting red thumbed to bad

lol thanks, I like that! I gotta go watch that movie now!

Considering I DON'T have a dick... you'd probably be right.

vengance is a powerful motivator. it can make even the tiniest sperm swim across the atlantic just to **** up the life of some ******* who deserves it.

cum can survive for a while outside of a ****** .